My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my ♥♥♥♥ apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder.

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WHERE IS MY COLE SLAW? I KNOW YOU HAVE IT. Let me give you a brief history of my past with cole slaw. As a child often shunned this side dish because I thought it was "cold sloth"; I truly believed people were eating shredded and chilled sloth meat. Boy was I wrong. At my first BBQ, my mother convinced me to try some and it was the perfect addition to the meal. A nice way to cool off the taste-buds while enjoying the delicious meats. Flashforward to 9/7 when I am craving a meatball sub. I get on seamless and start to browse the options and I come across Gene's fine establishment. Unlike many of the other competitors, their sandwich advertised coming with fries, a pickle, AND cole slaw! I eagerly waited for the beginning of my break at work and for the sub; I was literally watering at the mouth. Imagine my disappointment to find that no cole slaw had been included with my meal..

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and sea the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against a window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

good taste in music

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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(sorry for bad english)

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

God, why is my sister so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOUD? I swear all she does all day is masturbate and masturbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started getting louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so every day I have to go in there and see her just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEMOLISHING her ♥♥♥♥♥, juices flying everywhere!, and then i say, "hey maybe put down a towel to keep clean at least," BUT SHE JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when i went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained at least 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!

I can't take it. I see an image of a random object posted then I see it, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see it. "Oh that kinda looks like the among us guy" it started as, thats funny, thats a cool reference. But it kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looks like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like amogus and every time I'd burst into an insane breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMONG US ran through my head, it's torment, it's psychological torture. I am being conditioned to laugh maniacally any time I see an oval on a red object, I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live like this I cant I cant I cant I cant!! And dont get me started on the words. I'll never hear the word "suspicious" again without thinking of amogus. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than sus

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+rep epic gamer, destroys transphobes with facts and logic

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　ゝ、　　＼　／⌒ヽ,ノ 　 /´
　　　ゝ、 （ ( ͡◉ ͜> ͡◉) ／
　　 　　>　 　 　,ノ
　　　　　∠_,,,/´
(sorry for bad english)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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-rep wouldn't eat my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass because "it was too big", like, boi... I eat your ass everyday, but when I want you to eat mine, it's "too big" for you? Yeah ok daddy. I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroy your ass next time i see it.

Never heard more true words.

ur mom is gay

So im at stop and shop with my dog... like my literal 4 legged k9 pAL an NOT LIKE a humanoid friend... and its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot as a nine hundred dollar hookers coochie outside the whip right... so obvs inside my chevy its hotter than ur daughter so i cant leave my doggo in there to die so I want my gf to watch my dog or walk it or be like useful and helpful but shes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about something on her phone idc she drove me so i cant complain so I lite up my wet cig and smoke haf in the parking lot until the sherm fries my head like a perm. mind u this is all early af u kno early bird gets the worm and the early pimp gets the perm anyways finish up my embalming fluid with a side of carcinogens and walk into stop and shop with my dog to get some reddi whips .... like it is sunday guys...

Now walking in this store is getting hard af im super dissociated and I keep saying "P-hole"to my dog to keep me grounded and sane but it sounds a lot like ♥♥♥♥ talk to other shopers anyways u real ones know what im really talkin about so ♥♥♥♥ them So I get 6 cans of whipped cream and bee lining for the self checkout. but then this trick is like yelling at me that my dog cant be in here so Im like hes hypoallergenic this is a service dog

and shes like service for what and im like im autistic ♥♥♥♥♥ went for the register but she blocked my ass like a line backer and shes like wanted proof or papers or a tag or some ♥♥♥♥ that my dog is autistic I was like look at me hoe u know we are... but i had the pimpish grin tho she knew I was lying and not actually special just on drugs and didnt let me buy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CREAM and whats ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up is if I left my dog in the car she woulda been happy but my dog woulda died so she pretty much tried to kill my dog

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+Rep for a Medicrossbow.

thx 4 gift fadgt

+rep thanks for the extra 2 scraps

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+rep Patient with trading. Even with idiots like me who can't add

+rep, great trader

+rep fast and nice trader :)

+rep nice trader