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so bot
(i won in a snowball fight tho)
My first hands on encounter led me to a coffee shop in a small Italian town. The beast frequented this shop often. I had my suspicions that the creature most enjoyed the beverages available because they shared a strong resemblance to mud; a medium which it could not resist wallowing in. I got a job at this shop as a custodian, just to remain out of suspicions. Each day, just as the sun cleared the horizon, the creature would walk in with a takeout bag smelling of gyro's between it's hooves, and order three large coffee's.
I had to find out where this creature was having it's feast, and what sort of horrifying rituals would be performed. I needed to break into it's nest.... And I will.
This leads me to believe that we have discovered a new species of pig. 'Von'-Pig, of the 'quisquiliae' genus (meaning 'trash' in latin). This species of Pig has poseable thumps that it uses to aim, which proves futile, as it has terrible eyesight. It also seems to have the ability to communicate with humans, although, it's english is quite poor (just like the economy of the land where it dwells.)
Please report any further discoveries on this species to my lab for investigation.