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I can't comprehend the kind of twisted soul who would wipe out another person's beloved hive. It’s like tearing out the heart of nature itself. So, naturally, I’ve devised a foolproof plan for justice. I’m going to sneak into his backyard at midnight and install a brand-new hive of bees, the most aggressive and vengeful bees imaginable.
You may be wondering, "But won’t the bees just sting you instead?"
Haha, NO. You see, I’ve already befriended the bees in advance. They know my scent and my sorrow. These bees are loyal soldiers in my war for retribution. Once they settle in, I’ll leave a tiny, handwritten note in Secret Weapon’s mailbox: "Bee-ware." And then, I’ll sit back and let nature reclaim what was stolen. His reign ends now.
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I can't fathom the kind of twisted individual who would steal Crash Bandicoot from another person. It’s like robbing someone of their childhood joy. So, naturally, I’ve devised a foolproof plan for revenge. I’m going to break into his house, sneak in at night, and retrieve my beloved Crash Bandicoot games. Then, and only then, will I unleash total chaos upon his dwelling. You may be wondering, "But won’t that destroy your Crash Bandicoot copies too?"
Haha, NO. You see, I’ll be moving them to a secure location before I unleash total destruction. I’ll leave nothing behind except rubble and regret, ensuring the reign of Secret Weapon ends once and for all.
All the “pats” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your peers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “pets” laugh at your human appearance behind closed doggy doors.
Huskies are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed dogs to sniff out humans with incredible efficiency. Even owners who “bark” look uncanny and unnatural to a dog. Your human structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a puppy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your oily, sweaty, furless human body.
Jag bjöd in honom till ett csgo-lan hemma hos mig. Han tackade ja och jag såg fram emot att han skulle komma. När han dök upp, tryckte han upp mig mot väggen och började nafsa mig i örat, jag kände hans styva kuk mot mitt lår. Jag slog honom på käften och one-tappade honom. Det visade sig att han var bög. Skum snubbe, lita inte på honom!
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💯True💯 open-source🔓📂 software is 💎irreplaceable. 💖I could never delete 🐐GNU+Linux!🐧💖
Send this to ten other 👪🚪stall-men🚪👪 who give you 💸🖥free software💸💻, or never get called a 🤖hacker🤖 again❌❌😬😬❌❌
If you get
0 Back: you use proprietary BSD 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're an Ubuntu user☁️💦
5 back: you're a kernel developer😽👼🏿💦
10+ back: Stallman!😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
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🚫ERROR!🚫
💯True💯 open-source🔓📂 software is 💎irreplaceable. 💖I could never delete 🐐GNU+Linux!🐧💖
Send this to ten other 👪🚪stall-men🚪👪 who give you 💸🖥free software💸💻, or never get called a 🤖hacker🤖 again❌❌😬😬❌❌
If you get
0 Back: you use proprietary BSD 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're an Ubuntu user☁️💦
5 back: you're a kernel developer😽👼🏿💦
10+ back: Stallman!😛😛💕💕💦👅👅