It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy

Everyone knows Mario is cool as ♥♥♥♥. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

Ayyyy tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung sahu-hur
six six six seven Ola seven eleven-ven
bombini guzzini burbaniloni loni
papcrama papcama pacrama mama ma mtuummm
tripi tropi tripi tropa pa furli fula fula lalallala ta ta ta ta ta ta sahur bicus de digus de bicus ta digus job job sahur job job sahur job job cocofanti elefanto to to canaloni dragoni dragoni ni ni zirafase eleste givaelste
cappuccino assasino burrito bandito oi oi oi oi lirili larela
belle ballerina cappu cappuccino tralalero tralala tralero tralala
udin din din din din madin din din din din
tralalero tralala tralero tralala

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-rep Bye