396 hours on counter strike is crazy bro when was your last breath of fresh air

You messaged me about some project you need cash for. I can help... Reach me on my aol: johnthemilker@aol.com

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Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots babe
I just wanna be yours
Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought
Maybe I just wanna be yours
I wanna be yours, I wanna be yours
Wanna be yours, wanna be yours, wanna be yours
Let me be your 'leccy meter and I'll never run out
And let me be the portable heater that you'll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion (I wanna be)
Hold your hair in deep devotion (How deep?)
At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean
I wanna be yours
Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought
Maybe I just wanna be yours
I wanna…

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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[Hook]
♥♥♥♥♥ I beat my meat
Give a ♥♥♥♥ bout' what you think
Ana all up in my sheets
♥♥♥♥♥ my swag is so complete
Get a yellow bone ♥♥♥♥♥
Ugly God gone lick her feet
And I'm always getting ♥♥♥♥♥
But I'm still gone beat my meat
I beat my meat, I beat my meat
I beat my meat, I beat my meat
I beat my meat, I beat my meat
Hoes on my ♥♥♥♥, and they all want a piece
♥♥♥♥♥ I beat my ♥♥♥♥♥

[Verse 1]
I go the hardest
I eat ass, I'm never starving
I always beat my meat, so my ♥♥♥♥ shape retarded
I can ♥♥♥♥ Beyonce, but I'll still beat my meat regardless (swoop swoop)
Ugly God for the president
Juicy booty my preference
Bad ♥♥♥♥♥, wanna let me hit
But I beat my meat, cause I'm celibate
I beat my meat, then delete my history
You ain't got no evidence
Right hand feel excellent
I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ specialist

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I don't mind knocking but I ain't going in, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
'Jimmy's' laughing like a drain, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
Been looking at m' 'comic cuts' again. (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)

Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft.
Hey -oh, chicken on a raft, Oy -oh, chicken on a raft.

They gave me the Middle and the Forenoon too, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
And now I'm pulling in the whaler's crew, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)

Her heart was like a Pusser's shower, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
From hot to cold in a quarter of an hour. (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)

We kissed goodbye on the midnight bus, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
She didn't cry, she didn't fuss, (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
Am I the man that she loves best? (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)
Or am I just a cuckoo in another man's nest? (Hey -oh, chicken on a raft)

You don't know me, but my name's Sie,
I'm just the O'Hare, delivery guy.
But it seems like trees might be worth a try,
So I say, let it grow.

My name's Dan; And my name's Rose.
Our son Wesley kinda glows,
And that's not good so we suppose,
We should let it grow.

Let it grow, let it grow,
You can't reap what you don't sew!

My name's Marie,
And I am three!
And I would like to see a tree,
La la la la la lala lee,
I say let it grow.

I'm Grammy Norma -
I'm old and I've got gray hair,
But I remember when trees were everywhere,

Let it grow, let it grow,
Like it did so long ago.
Time to let it grow.

My name's O'Hare, I'm one of you.
I live here in Thneedville, too.
The things you say just might be true.

Let it shrivel up and -
Come on, who's with me?

No body.
You greedy dirtbag!

Let it grow, let it grow,
Let the love inside you show!
Plant the seed inside the earth,
Just one way, to know it's worth!
Celebrate the world's rebirth,
We say let it grow!

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الْكِتَابِ الْمُبِين{1}
حم {2}
إِنَّا جَعَلْنَاهُ قُرْآنًا عَرَبِيًّا لَعَلَّكُمْ تَعْقِلُونَ {3}
وَإِنَّهُ فِي أُمِّ الْكِتَابِ لَدَيْنَا لَعَلِيٌّ حَكِيمٌ {4}
أَفَنَضْرِبُ عَنْكُمُ الذِّكْرَ صَفْحًا أَنْ كُنْتُمْ قَوْمًا مُسْرِفِينَ {5}
وَكَمْ أَرْسَلْنَا مِنْ نَبِيٍّ فِي الْأَوَّلِينَ

تَنزِيلُ الْكِتَابِ مِنَ اللَّهِ الْعَزِيزِ الْحَكِيمِ

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