who are you

the elevator fan

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your lover and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friend list would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

+rep top-level plays

We get back to the castle after a long day of mining. I remove my diamond armor, and unequip my sword. You see my long flowing blonde hair escape my helmet. My slightly sweaty body glistens in the torchlight. Your diamond pickaxe is throbbing. Continue as Steve from Minecraft.