Reasons why LeBum has never won a real ring

1946-1984: Wasn’t alive like the scrub he is

1984-2003: Wasn’t allowed in the league because they played the game right

2004: Lost

2005: Lost

2006: Lost

2007: Lost to classy Coach Pop and Manu

2008: Lost

2009: Lost

2010: Lost

2011: Lost to Dirk Nogoatski the classiest player in league history

2012: Carried by DWade and Bosh

2013: Carried by DWade and Bosh

2014: Lost to a team of geriatric old men and a robot

2015: Lost to a cuck

2016: Carried by Kyrie and his secret ritual to get a comeback

2017: Lost to a cuck

2018: Lost to a cuck

2019: ran away to LA and flopped

2020: Mickey Mouse bubble ring

2021: Lost to Luka Doncic son

2022: Flopped out of playoffs

2023: Lost to sloppy fat boy

Ohmy GOD, Daddy your throbbing ♥♥♥♥ makes me so wet, so horny, every time I see you I can't help but think about your monster futa ♥♥♥♥ sliding down my throat and choking me to death as you fill me up with your hot, sticky ♥♥♥. Every time I think about you I get drenched by the mere thought of us being together, and being able to ♥♥♥♥ each other until we die. Please, babe, I need you in my life. I need your MASSIVE ♥♥♥♥ in my throat, in my little boy ♥♥♥♥♥ to pound me into submission babe, PLEASE

+rep apparently he likes large male ♥♥♥♥ because hes a homosexual pile of ♥♥♥♥

THE ♥♥♥♥ YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOW ARE YOU NOT IN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCHOOL? YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH? ITS CALLED YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOUTH? HUH HUH? AHHAHAHAHAHA "WHY ARE YOU SO" AHAHAHHA, BECAUSE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUTH OF AHAHHDGSJGDA YOU SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

Are you a girl if so need boyfriend? Looking for girl gamers to hang out with I'm single so I can take slow I know girls don't want boyfriend quickly I can talk about myself start if wanted know about me if ur guy no question if ur guy I don't date guy I'm straight male looking for girlfriend if ur interested.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx