RIP IN PIECE CHRISSY "NOAH" MCQUACK
-On December 18th, 10:47pm, Christopher "Noah" McQuack was found in his new household among the mounds of emptied alcohol containers and numerous children's toys and video game boxes. He was found deceased.
It is yet to be confirmed but suspected that his perish may have been linked to a severe liver failure and alcohol poisoning, despite his abnormally strong tolerance. The authorites are looking to this in further detail.
The funeral date for Christopher has not been determined, but it will be held in his birth town of Duckville. The open casket ceremony will be held in, what his surviving family recalls was his favorite place, the local Duckville bar.

Christopher McQuack had lived until the age of 98 and leaves behind numerous family members that can live him on through memory.
He will always be remembered as a subpar member of society and for his, "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unusuals."

Duckville Newspaper, Dec. 2013

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