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Greetings and Happy Holidays from Dwight K Schrute,
In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas

ぐるぐるっと釜を混ぜたら
うまれる知らない知識
まっしろなページ手繰って
ひとつずつ大切に綴ろう

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

Science Fact : Sisters are Worst !

Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Born
Into a pack
There's no choice
But take orders to attack

Locked up in chains
I get fed
But the hunger still remains

Not content to live this way
Being led by the blind
Got to plan my dispersal
Time to leave them all behind

Breaking out of my pain
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
I'm my own master now

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE YOU WERE
JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY.
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG.
WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE.
THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE.
BUT IN THE END
IT
HAS
TO
BE
THIS
WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Merry Christmast 🎄❄️🎅
and Happy Holidays.

GURUGURU mawaru GURUGURU mawaru
GURUGURU mawaru GURUGURU mawaru
FURAFURA na FURI ♥♥♥♥♥ anata no mune ni tobikomitai
GURUGURU mawaru GURUGURU mawaru
GURUGURU mawaru GURUGURU mawaru
FUWAFUWA ni ukabu watashi kyou mo hitori kumo no ue

Oshiete, oshiete yo sono shikumi wo
Boku no naka ni dare ga iru no?
Kowareta, kowareta yo kono sekai de
Kimi ga warau nanimo miezu ni
Kowareta boku nante sa iki wo tomete
Hodokenai mou hodokenai yo shinjitsu sae
Freeze
Kowaseru, kowasenai, kurueru, kuruenai
Anata wo mitsukete
Yureta yuganda sekai ni dan dan
Boku wa sukitootte mienaku natte
Mitsukenaide boku no koto wo mitsumenaide
Dareka ga egaita sekai no naka de anata wo kizutsuketaku wa nai yo
Oboeteite boku no koto wo azayaka na mama
Mugen ni hirogaru kodoku ga karamaru mujaki ni waratta kioku ga sasatte
Ugokenai ugokenai ugokenai ugokenai ugokenai ugokenai yo
Unravelling the world

Boy: I saw her today.
Girl: I saw him today.
Boy: It seems like it has been forever.
Girl: I wonder if he still cares.
Boy: She looks better than before.
Girl: I coudln't stop staring at him.
Boy: I asked her how she was going.
Girl: I asked about his new girlfriend.
Boy: I'd picked her out over any girl I'm with,
Girl: He's probably happy now.
Boy: I can't even look at her without crying.
Girl: He couldn't even look at me.
Boy: I told her I miss her.
Girl: He didn't mean it.
Boy: I meant it.
Girl: He doesn't mean it.
Boy: I lover her.
Girl: He loves his new girlfriend.
Boy: I held her for the last time.
Girl: He gave me a friendly hug.
Boy: THen I went home and cried.
Girl: Then I went home and cried.
Boy: I lost her...
Girl: I love him...
TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT YOUR CRUSH WILL RELIZED THEY LOVE YOU
SOMETHING GOOD 🖒WILL HAPPEN TO YOU BETWEEN 1-4 PM TOMORROW IT COULD BE ANYWHERE GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST SHOCK OF YOUR LIFE

Greetings from Dwight K Schrute,
Happy Halloween !

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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣦⡙⠿⣧⠙⢷⠙⠻⠿⢿⡿⠿⠿⠛⠋⠉⠄⠂⠘⠁⠞⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠑⣠⣤⣴⡖⠄⠿⣋⣉⣉⡁⠄⢾⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B 2 BUZY WATCHIN ANIMU!

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____]~~~DESU~~~
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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.//___//

WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE KAWAII TOGETHER
WE UGUU TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 69 back you're A TRUE OTAKU.

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B 2 BUZY WATCHIN ANIMU!

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____]~~~DESU~~~
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE KAWAII TOGETHER
WE UGUU TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 69 back you're A TRUE OTAKU.

My perfect Valentine’s day? I’m at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the fifty restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

Under my beet farm, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Schrutes.

I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero imitative. He’s not a team player. He’s never wanted to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.

IF THERE IS ANYTHING ON THIS PLANET EARTH THAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING, ITS PAPER STRAWS WITH AN ACCORDIAN NECK. WHOS BRIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDEA WAS IT TO THINK THAT PAPER STRAWS CAN BEND?? ARE YOU ACTUALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID THAT YOU THINK A THICK ASS STRAW MADE FROM PAPER WILL BEND LIKE A PLASTIC STRAW? THE ANSWER IS NO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOT, PAPER DOESNT BEND, PAPER FOLDS, AND IF YOU BEND THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOO FAR? UH OH LOOKS LIKE IT RIPPED, BECAUSE ITS PAPER AND IT ISNT EXACTLY THE BEST MATERIAL IN THE WORLD TO DRINK LIQUIDS FROM.

hey. who do you think is smarter? Donald Trump or Me ? my guess is me because i am not stupid enough to have children.

i do not understand why a large portion of women on the popular dating app "Tinder" have in their Bio "Not your average girl" when they clearly are.

i do not understand why a large portion of women on the popular dating app "Tinder" have in their Bio "Not your average girl" when they clearly are.

even though i have never officially dated a woman, heed my advice.

if she owns a Staffy Dog do not date her. owners look like their pets and people who own Staffy Dogs are trailer trash.

In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!

In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!

I am not a security threat. And, my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

You know, you are doing a great job, Why don't you jerk the rest of the day off.?

I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.

You think you’re excited? You should feel my nipples. — Dwight Schrute

All you need is love? False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter. — Dwight Schrute

hi, it's schrute !
happy belated halloween.

YO HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, DON'T FORGET TO SMASH.
~SCHRUTE.

have a nice week boss. Schrute approved.

have a great weekend ahead captain.

have a nice weekend sir

HAVE HARD WEEKEND AND HAVE HAPPY SUMMER AHEAD

yeah i was out of my city, thanks for asking out brotha.

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND MATE !

MAY YOU HAVE A JOYFUL WEEKEND !

have a great weekend boss

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND FAM !
:BUST:LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAY WITH YOU SOMEDAY.:BUST:

never hate your enemies it affects your judgement, have a good and healthy weekend ahead

have a nice weekend

have a nice weekend ahead,certain is more valuable than uncertain