^ If I ever release a book about my life this would be its title. ^


Age: 27 (25.06.1998)
Gender: Male
Languages: German, English (more british, though), Chinese (mandarin, HSK Niveau I passed), Bokmal norwegian (on my way trying my best)
Maingames: currently none really
Honorable Mentions: Minecraft, World of Tanks/Warships, Black Mesa, Payday 2, Mass Effect, GTA V, WoW (Horde, EU Servers, inactive until it's fixed)
Favorite element: Uranium (U)
Unknowing furry since 2014, embracing it since April 2024


Urayne, black red white Rexouium in a Cyberpunk setting (yes I know its common)
Omikron, "aggron"-ized Protogen

/// THIS IS A HEAVY AND SLOW WORK IN PROGRESS, BEAR WITH ME PLEASE c: ///


Potato 1.1 PC (ask for specs if interested, its a "big hunka'♥♥♥♥", RGB Machine tho)
2 Laptops (one for gaming, one for University)
Valve Index
Nintendo Switch OLED
Nintendo New 3DS XL (with Homebrew)
Nintendo Wii (the model with GameCube compatibility, with Homebrew)


"By the way guys, did you know that 6 x 9 + 6 + 9 = 69 ?" - some student I studied Mathematics Pt. 1 with, translated from german to english

"Only if im not ready, will I ever be ready?" - I don't know who said that first, but I remembered that while I had a very strange conversation.

"._." - my sister when I destroyed several cows with a piranha plant on Moo Moo Meadows in MK 8 Deluxe

"I will change your variable into a constant..." - a very angry math student (I presume that he is) two studybooths further, translated from german to english

"He could'nt even run a lemonade stand without bankrupting it" - Biden to Trump at some time at some point [www.twitch.tv]

" Gosh... I literally hate engineering, it's the worst ♥♥♥♥ ever " - me most of the time