daaaang that look sacrificial

Oh my god you're so sexy holy ♥♥♥♥ good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awoooooooga

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! clicks delete LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! clicks delete LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

I think I am a... what do they call it... um... a flat- i think they call it a flat earther... ...anyways. yeah.
~are we riding, say you never ever leave from beside me~

WEEB

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lmaopwnt

um u tbagged me? i facecamped u the entire game and hit u on the hook but u teabagged me once...reported >:(

Pretty good survivor, had a fun match against, you'll only get better with time! Keep at it mate

lmaopwnt

i played dbd with this female as a fellow survivor main and i was so excited to finally play with an epic girl gamer and even i though i kept unhooking her and healing her and taking hits for her she just led the killer to me and teabagged me while i was on the hook and then she left me to die??? i asked her why she did that and she told me "its because your so heckin ugly and stupid sweetie :)" i cant believe this i literally am in tears while i type this

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

I'm only gay when you're around. When you leave, I'm as straight as a circle, just like God intended me to be.

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wtf

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but he gotta eat booty like groceries