"If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die."


This quote is how I define myself. From when I wake up at 5:30 am and chew coffee beans for optimal fuel until the end of the day when I sleep with hundreds thousands of women a night. I listen to podcasts nonstop! I workout 4 hours a day and I do Zumba. My toilet is a hole in the floor because I fertilize the land directly. After I crash one of my Corvettes into a cement wall to exert dominance, I recite a speech about the importance of capitalism. When I enter a room, clapping can be heard even when no one is present.

Try not to pass out in my presence.


I have a macbook with a severely cracked screen.

I pay the local crackheads to sit outside an Apple store for the new iPhone!


I have a pet albino tiger

I have a black friend

I am partially responsible for the opioid crisis

I LOVE donating money to iceberg preservation efforts!

I have 6 corvettes

I volunteer at a soup kitchen ONLY on Thanksgiving

I own one eigth of tumblr

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I'm related to the Terminator (Not Arnold)

I've done at least 6 push ups

An episode of Criminal Minds is loosely based on my life


One more thing is that I'm rich!


This is where I make most of my money sitting around playing games. Nobody believed me when I told them bitcoin was going to take off. I won 10 bitcoin at a smash tournament and that jumpstarted all my future projects.

Currently holding

I have invested my college fund into a singular Katowice 2014 Titan Holo. If this game dies I don't know how I will feed myself.


My favorite anime is friends! I love how the characters interact with each other while dealing with wacky problems. I love Ross so much. Something about his voice makes me act up (LOL). Seriously though I think it's a great show. At exactly 6:24 pm a mysterious package will be left underneath the Eiffel Tower. Rachel's thing was so annoying!!! Like oh my god. He was on a break! Also Monica was obese. I can talk about this show forever, but here's a few other shows I love.

Boku No Pico

The Office

Demon Slayer

Stranger Things

Jojo's Bizzare Adventure




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If you can't do it properly the first time, pay someone else to do it.