I’m not gay. I am not gay. Do not ever call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I am not gay. Stop saying I’m gay. If you were a girl, I’d probably already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of you by now. I AM NOT GAY. Actually, it seems that you’re the gay one here. I hate looking at penis. I hate it more than you can ever fathom; I passionately hate ♥♥♥♥ with the heat of a thousand suns. I have trouble using the bathroom because every time I look down I go into violent fits of anger and self-mutilate because being near a naked penis is disgusting. You are gay, not me. I am not gay and never will be. If I were ever gay in a past life (which I WASN’T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how gay I’m not.