Dame Da Ne Guy: Yume Wow! I can't believe I got the Anta Invitation to this Library of Ruina! This will be Dame Da Neat! I need to Baka Meet-ai the head librarian and director of her role's namesake first.
Open the Curtains Girl: Welcome, dear guest... and goodbye! This Library can Ruina you instantly, you wil not survive!
Dame Da Ne Guy: Hontou hold on a second! I thought I was just going to get some books! I honma need to get out of here before I'm Dame Done for!
Open the Curtains Girl: Looks like you didn't butter your eyes enough! Read the letter I gave you!
Dame Da Ne Guy: Dame Da no escape? Oh no! I don't want to become a Book-a Mitai!