said they’d send invite and poof – gone, story of my life

+rep super fun round, team player energy, ready when you are! :)

❤️

Tell your friend Blam to uninstall Deadlock as soon as possible, please. Be a good friend and stop them from making mistakes.

when i was 6, i killed a guy, with a crucifix... i made sure not to miss.

Wherever I go, my amazing Immortal Dota rank follows me like a stench. Men, women, children, anyone: if they hear that I have extreme skill and a diverse pool of mains, they only see me as some gamer god.

Sometimes I'll be on my way home, thinking it's past-time to get funny. But then crowds plead me to my computer and beg me on their hands and knees to let them witness "another 5 man cogs." Is that all I am? A set of fingers, a pair of eyeballs, blessed and cursed to be so much better than you at this game?

Pro Dota players of Steam: how do you get along with others when all they can think about is your dextrous fingers and massive map awareness?