Took this one to the united states and claimed this deer as mine. Fed this one fruit snacks, mac n cheese and dino nuggies while watching bluey. Cuddled for 6 months until the UK wanted them back. 10/10 will steal from the UK again.

Got embarrassed for trying to show off, I was walking with a hot date a while back when a deer approached me. Now, trying to flex like some sort of whisperer I tried bowing to it like I was in Nara park. But as I bowed, he headbutted me so fckin hard, paramedics claim I was last seen travelling at terminal velocity before I splashed down like a rocket somewhere in a pond a few towns across.

Paramedics claim this because the next thing I remembered was waking up with only the deer to my bedside holding a card. On it was pasted " your girl left you :( " and a link to this steam page.

10/10 Was there for me when my girl wasn't. Now I'm single and I don't remember what I did for the past 5 years but the deer is now one of my best friends. Is it animal abuse to give a deer alcohol? Who cares?

+rep.

I was operating a forklift in the warehouse I worked at, an this random ass deer showed up and got ran over while I was reversing, he got up on two legs stared me down, gave me this steam profile and the hopped away.

I got fired from the job for lack of awareness but now I can spend time playing games with this weird deer

+rep

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I hit this weird deer with my car and it gave me a link to this steam page and just walked away on its hind legs

Started driving down the road from work when I spot a deer running into the road
It looks small and weak so I decide to hit the gas and ram it
Thing stands up on two legs and kicks my car into the woods
I black out from the impact of my face on the steering wheel, Wake up two days later to this deer thing staring at me like a madman
Gave me its steam profile and wanted to be friends so I thought why the hell not

6/10 NHS took to long fixing my legs and now I'm stuck in a wheelchair and spend all my time playing games with this deer

+Rep

cute deer

I own your soul. Gimme chocolate and I will give it back.