The following profile must only be read by awesome people. Any person that isn't awesome and is reading this must be sworn into awesomeness and therefore rule the world. That means....



First thing you should learn about me:
YOU DON'T KNOW ME SON


1.) Don't talk about Fight Club
2.) Don't be a 12 year-old Scrub Nugglet
3.) There are no rules
4.) Always remember there are 3 rules, and 3 rules only


1.) Rules
2.) Rebels
4.) Lists
5.) When people screw up lists
6.) Any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ person with low enough self-integrity that are so self-entitled and think they own the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ world and therefore have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ authority to swear

By the way, to any keyboard warrior who thinks they can mess with me, I'll have you know I'm currently a U.S. Marine who has been serving longer than you've been alive you worthless POS. I have over 300 confirmed kills, lost only 3 members of my platoon, and never have I EVER once seen ♥♥♥♥ stacked so high, that is until I met you. If you ladies ever get the chance to play with me, you will be elite MLG players. Until that day you are PUKES. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beings. You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian ♥♥♥♥! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair. But understand, that is because you are all equally worthless. Maggots...