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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪️I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten🔟 other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or NEVER get called ☁️Brother☁️

♥♥♥♥ you, mr so called Jazz musician. I make nightcore, which if you didn’t know is hands down the hardest music genre to compose. Each of the songs featured in my masterpieces are hand picked by my group of officials and I take the songs and turn them into the sweet sounds you listen to. DARE YOU SAY I JUST CHANGE THE SPEED IN AUDACITY? For your information nightcore is more than that. You must hand pick the ideal pitch for that specific song in accuracy unknown to men lower than me. It gets better. You need to pick the most beautiful and fitting anime girl you can find for your song. The art of nightcore has nothing on you blowing ♥♥♥ breaths into your metal tube. You must treat me with respect and honor, and compare my songs higher than so called musicians like motzart and lil pump. So ♥♥♥♥ off and never say I don’t have talent again ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy ♥♥♥ in my boipuccccwie~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom 0////0 a-a-am i gonna get fagpreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? 0////< p-erhaps i c-could offer him my tasty boimilk uwu o-or m-maybe i'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU