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I am adding you because you are awesome man

Kid named Purple Guy

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Adding to get come cooch

its all cake

“So, boy. You wish to serve me?” Silhouetted against the blue-black sky, the horse-mounted samurai with the horned helmet towered over me like a demon as I knelt in the dirt before him. I could not see his face but there was no mistaking the authority in his growling tone, nor the hint of mockery in his question. I tried to speak and managed only a faint croak. My mouth had gone dry, as parched as a man dying of thirst. But I had to respond. My fate-and though I didn’t know it then, the fate of all of Japan-rested on my answer. Raising my head just enough to brave a glance at the demonic figure, I saw him staring at me, like a hawk poised to seize a mouse in its talons. When I managed to speak, my voice was clear and steady, and I drew courage with each syllable. “That’s correct, Lord Nobunaga,” I said. “I do.”

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hey this is jaden's friend. could u accept my friend request pls

yo. this is one of jaden's friends. can you please scream vibe check in his ear.

CHARLIE SHEEN

Look, I'm a simple guy. I like simple things, like building with LEGO and raw dogging my gorgeous black wife. But there are things I simply cannot abide. Two things, in fact. 1) Wearing a condom when I make aggressive, passionate love to my gorgeous black wife and 2) the price of LEGO Star Wars model number 75199 (General Grevious' Combat Speeder). Don't get me wrong, the Mace Windu and General Grevious minifigures are top notch, and sex with my gorgeous black wife is incredible, even with a condom. But the size of the model in no way justifies the $29.99 price point, and even the thinnest contraceptive device reduces the enjoyment of my gorgeous black wife's sleek ebony vagina by an unacceptable margin. I would willingly buy the set just for the figures, and I love my gorgeous black wife more than anything in the world, but until the price is more reasonable and I can safely make love to her without a condom, it's simply not realistic. Regards, Django

see you at they party :/

Danny Devito lookin ass

Danny Devito

Danny Devito

we know who you are

The urethra, which is the last part of the urinary tract, traverses the corpus spongiosum, and its opening, known as the meatus, lies on the tip of the glans penis. It is a passage both for urine and for the ejaculation of semen. Sperm are produced in the testes and stored in the attached epididymis.

The raphe is the visible ridge between the lateral halves of the penis, found on the ventral or underside of the penis, running from the meatus across the scrotum to the perineum.

Length of the flaccid penis does not necessarily correspond to length of the erect penis; some smaller flaccid penises grow much longer, while some larger flaccid penises grow comparatively less. Among all primates, the human penis is the largest in girth, but comparable to chimpanzees and certain other species in length.

The longest officially documented human penis was found by physician Robert Latou Dickinson. It was (13.5 in) long and (6.26 in) around.

vegan

I don't have anything to comment so here is a recipe for a glass of water.

Ingredients
- A sink
- A glass cup

Procedure
-put the glass under the sink
-turn the sink on.


Troubleshooting

Penis stuck in toaster
-Cut it off

Water won't turn on
-you didn't pay the electric bill

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a young boy I've dreamed of soaring over the oilfields and dropping hot, sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and that I'm retarded but I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30mm cannons, and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on, I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me, you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Spooky ♥♥♥♥ tonight!
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♥♥♥

GAY

Buy me One Finger Dead Punch

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Hallo

-rep He gave me STDs's even though he told me he was clean

+rep good description

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