YOU NOT COOKING
Mick Davies
Lancashire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
YOU! YOU'RE THE RING LEADER! GET IN THE FRIDGE!

What ho! You know nothing of cooking.

Bah, ye of little faith- observe as I cook this porkchop.

*curtain bursts into flame*

Egads! I have miscalculated! I shall now partake in frightened stuttering!

Forsooth; does my nose not deceive me with the lingering scent of porkchop sandwiches?

By Jove, we must flee! Leave this place, you fools!

Alas, those sandwiches bore the scent of the heavens.
YOU! YOU'RE THE RING LEADER! GET IN THE FRIDGE!

What ho! You know nothing of cooking.

Bah, ye of little faith- observe as I cook this porkchop.

*curtain bursts into flame*

Egads! I have miscalculated! I shall now partake in frightened stuttering!

Forsooth; does my nose not deceive me with the lingering scent of porkchop sandwiches?

By Jove, we must flee! Leave this place, you fools!

Alas, those sandwiches bore the scent of the heavens.
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Xero 2013 年 8 月 3 日 上午 4:03 
Did you get your Beta key?
NonCreditCanine 2012 年 7 月 14 日 上午 3:53 
MATE, I EAT FIGHTERS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!
Iyasu Kanto 2012 年 7 月 13 日 下午 7:01 
MOAR COMMENTS.
[TBR] Spanky McNasty 2012 年 3 月 11 日 上午 7:41 
I miss you Cookin!!!!
Skardmair 2012 年 2 月 20 日 下午 2:28 
I MISS YOUR SCENT!
Willcoo 2011 年 12 月 18 日 下午 4:02 
I am one, with the dogs.