Y0BAS 最近的评测

holy smokes good game love Ranni.

It is a bit laggy and stuttery.

Btw i have a high end pc but still got frame drops to 20 -30 fps. instead of the normal 60

its getting better, more performance and its gut game

MINIONS

The beginning of all there is. We follow simple AMOEBAS
floating about. They are shapeless single-celled organisms
which bob to and fro. Suddenly, a BIGGER AMOEBA begins to
PUSH AROUND the smaller amoebas, asserting its dominance.
Three tiny YELLOW (MINION) AMOEBAS observe, but then an EVEN
BIGGER AMOEBA gobbles up the smaller one. The tiny Minion
amoebas follow the carnivorous one off-screen.
As bigger and more EVIL CREATURES present themselves, the
Minion Amoebas start following THEM. Yes, ever since the
beginning of time, Minions just wanted to serve the most
wicked master.
We FOLLOW THE MINION AMOEBAS through time, as they slowly
evolve, growing eyes, arms, etc. Their masters evolve as
well. Eventually they begin following EVIL FISH, and then an
EVIL AMPHIBIAN.
As the Evil Amphibian swims to the surface, the three Minions
are joined by HUNDREDS of OTHER MINIONS, as they happily
follow their new master out of the water.
TITLE CARD: MINIONS
END TITLE SEQUENCE.
2 EXT: PREHISTORIC BEACH - DAY 2
Naked MINIONS, covered only in seaweed, follow the Evil
Amphibian onto the shore.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Minions. Minions have been on this
planet far longer than we have.
They go by many names...Dave,
Carl...Paul...Mike...
One naked Minion notices that he has no seaweed and grabs two
starfish from the water, which he places strategically on his
chest.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
...oh, that one is Norbert. He’s
an idiot.
The Minions walk on.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
They’re all different, but they all
share the same goal.
A giant T-REX smashes the Evil Amphibian.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
To serve the most despicable master
they could find.
A Minion points to the T-Rex, excited---
EXCITED MINION
Boss!
The T-Rex ROARS.
3 EXT: PREHISTORIC PLAINS - LATER 3
The T-Rex walks along, followed by a group of Minions.
Numerous Minions ride on top of him, scratching his back and
scrubbing his head.
NARRATOR (V.O)
Making their master happy was the
tribe’s very reason for existence.
That’s not to say that they didn’t
have OTHER passions....
Two Minions notice bananas growing on a bush.
MINION 1
Oh, hey! Looka! C’est un banono!
One tries to pull a banana from beneath a large boulder. He
finally pulls it out and holds it above his head
triumphantly.
MINION 2
C’est la banana! Ha ha! YUM YUM!
The boulder then rolls down a steep hill toward the T-Rex.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Finding a boss was easy. But
KEEPING a boss, therein lies the
rub.
The boulder hits the T-Rex and sends him rolling down the
hill, balancing on the boulder with his hind legs. The
Minions follow him frantically.
MINIONS
Boss! Boss! Big boss!
MINIONS BL Draft 2.
The T-Rex dodges tree branches as he heads toward the edge of
a cliff, which launches into a volcano. He manages to stop
at the very edge.
Three Minions look down after him, wanting to help, but are
accidentally pushed forward when the others arrive. They
roll down toward the T-Rex. Two are stopped by rocks, but
the last one stops just short of the boulder. As he sits up,
he accidentally knocks his head against the boulder, which
sends the T-Rex plummeting into the volcano. The Minions
begin to CRY. One SLAPS the Minion who caused the boulder to
fall.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Nope, it wasn’t easy for these
guys. BUT they never gave up.
THE IMAGE DISSOLVES into a CAVE PAINTING depicting the TRex’s plunge into the volcano.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
With the emergence of the Stone
Age, came the rise of a new
species...
We then see the arrival of MAN (caveman, to be exact) in the
cave paintings.
4 EXT: VALLEY - DAY 4
A MONKEY uses a rock to hammer the ground. A CAVEMAN
approaches him and tries to eat the rock.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Man was VERY DIFFERENT from the
dinosaur. He was shorter, hairier,
and way, way smarter.
The Monkey SCREECHES and the Caveman PUNCHES him offscreen.
The Minions CHEER and follow the Caveman.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
The Minions took an instant liking
to man...
A BEAR charges the Caveman.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
...and helped him best they
could...
The Caveman goes to GRAB A BIG HUNK OF WOOD on the ground.
It will make a great club! But...
MINIONS BL Draft 3.
MINION (O.S.)
No, no! Te--la pinata!
The Caveman TURNS...
...the Minion hands him a FLY SWATTER.
The Caveman looks to the Minions, confused. They assure him
that it’s okay. He hits the bear with the fly swatter.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Poor man. So trusting. So
fragile.
The Bear attacks the Caveman while the Minions watch in
horror. They nonchalantly back away offscreen.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
So, so delicious.
DISSOLVE TO EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS. Sure enough, there are
Minions carved among the humans.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Their quest for a boss put the
Minions front and center for some
of civilization’s most historic
moments.
5 EXT: PYRAMIDS - DAY 5
A cool PHARAOH is standing atop a GIANT PLATFORM at the
dedication of a NEW PYRAMID!
PHAROAH
Raa kaba ank! Anubis! Hi-yah!
The Pharaoh proudly SNAPS HIS WHIP before HUNDREDS OF
FOLLOWERS ON THE GROUND. He SNAPS his whip, they CHEER!
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Ancient Egypt held great promise...
Minion construction workers stand nearby. One of the Minions
christens the pyramid like a new ship. We PULL BACK TO
REVEAL the pyramid has been built upside-down and is
precariously balancing on what is supposed to be the top.
The pyramid tips over onto the Pharaoh and the Pharaoh’s
Followers. SPLAT! All dead.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
...but it didn’t last long.
MINIONS BL Draft 4.
A Minion looks at blueprints of the pyramid. He realizes he
had them upside-down. He turns them right-side up. The
other Minion slaps him in the back of the head.
6 INT: CASTLE DRACULA - MORNING 6
The Minions tip-toe into DRACULA’s bedroom, where he is
asleep in his coffin.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
The Dark Ages were actually fun
times. Their new master had a
tendency to party all night and
sleep all day.
The Minions pull open his coffin, waking him up...
DRACULA
Ratch-ooturi?
...to see all The Minions have converged to celebrate his
357th birthday! They have a banner and a cake with candles
and everything!
They YANK OPEN THE CURTAINS, letting the sun in, as they
CHEER.
Dracula SCREAMS and the sun INSTANTLY turns him to a statue
of dust.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
But eventually, the party was over.
A Minion nervously blows out the candle, also blowing the
dust statue of Dracula away onto another Minion, who SNEEZES.
7 EXT: BATTLEFIELD - DAY 7
NAPOLEON stands next to a cannon and raises his sword.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
They bounced from one evil boss to
another... But they never seemed
to find their perfect fit.
NAPOLEON
Feu!
One of the Minions lights the cannon while another stands on
top of it. The Minion on the cannon steps forward when
shouting an order, and the cannon tilts downward, aiming at
Napoleon. It FIRES, blasting him off-screen.
MINIONS BL Draft 5.
8 EXT: HILLSIDE - DAY 8
The Minions RUN FOR IT, stampeding over the snowy hills away
from the French Army.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
One particular employer took their
failure very, very badly.
A group of soldiers charges the Minions.
The Minions disappear into the distance.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
The Minions had no other choice but
to keep moving.
The Minions approach a CAVE.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
And then, when all hope seemed
lost...
9 INT: CAVE - DAY 9
The Minions walk into the cave and look out at the large
amount of space they have.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
...they found sanctuary. The
Minions...were safe.
The Minions CHEER and run into the cave

mange liked it

i like this game. It is very good

ä

Meh

i lost!

FUN GAMEPLAY