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I am conflicted about this game. It looks nice, the music is ok, gameplay is good, but the negatives points are too annoying for me to leave a positive review.

Contact damage is dumb, unless the monster is made of acid, lava or is charging at you. Falling on the helmet of a monster should not make me take any damage, unless I fall from a high place. Some bosses will just touch you AND teleport on you causing you to get hit twice without them attacking. At some point you get this cool dash that unfortunately gets stopped by the smallest most insignificant bug because of contact damage. I am bigger, I am dashing, I am powered by some Heisenberg grade crystal energy, I should crush the bug.

Spikes that damages you when you touch them on the not pointy side is just terrible game development

1 gauntlet is the limit for me in a game, when a DLC is basically JUST gauntlets, there is no way that I will leave a positive review.

No 21x9 resolution

Graphic glitches under Linux in certain areas that makes the areas unplayable, the solution is to run the game under Proton, which is dumb because there is a linux port of the game.

I got this game in the Jingle Jam bundle 2022, well I think it was 2022. At least my money went to charity.

The game is OK at best, wait for it to be on sale.

Graphics are ok, music is nice, the story is dumb, luckily you can skip it, you can also skip the game entirely by not purchasing it.

You are some sort of vegetable that is a minion of a witch who wants to fight an hero carrot, you just walk forward and have to bump on some things to walk the other way. at some point you learn how to jump and dash.

You die in 1 hit, some maps have a ton of checkpoints and some longer maps have no checkpoints.

There is cosmetics to collect in every map, but your looks does not shop up in cutscenes.

RWS do not understand the two steps of a cash grab game, you release a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game in a beloved franchise AND ask money for it.

They forgot the second part.

It's an ok game. It looks good, music is decent, not difficult at all. The backgrounds are gorgeous, but you will not really look at them unfortunately. Wallpapers of those backgrounds would be fun to have.

You dig to get material to upgrade your mech, suit and various gear that you find. Each biome have a specific rare resource, so to upgrade everything you will need to go up and down the wall.

After a certain amount of time a wave of enemies attack you. The wave gets bigger with new enemies each time, but the enemies are not randomized.

After 20 minutes you get attacked by the leviathan, a big monster. Unfortunately you MUST lose several times to get permanent upgrades before even thinking of being able to defeat him. Nothing to do if you are really good at fighting.

Once you understand that the waves are not randomized you can easiy upgrade stuff in a more efficient way.

Also, holy jiggle physics Batman!

I hate cats so much

DRM server does not work anymore

Meh, controls are floaty and unresponsive, bad things for a platformer

Art and music are ok

Luckily I got this game from the Jingle Jam collundle so at least my money went to charity

Meh, the basic idea is interesting but that's it

Graphics and music are ok at best
I have no idea what's going on
Game takes forever to start so you won't forgot who made it
You spend more time between the levels than playing the levels
Feels like a mobile game
You cannot double click a unit or a perk to add it or remove it, you need to drag and drop to the exact right spot instead
There are levels that pretty much play automatically
Your units who can grab keys will rush to grab those keys to unlock paths for the enemies instead of actually fighting

I got this game in the Jingle Jam 2022 collundle, so at least my money went to charity

Furry weeb life simulator 2020

First time the game runs it will give you an error for not closing the game correctly because reasons
If I run the game full screen my 4080 starts screaming
If I run the game full screen the fps are capped at 30 for some reason
Boring as hell
Ordinary music

Luckily I got this game in the Jingle Jam 2022 pack so my money went to charity, which is a good thing