Year: ~199X.
The internet screamed through a dial-up modem.
Floppy disks ruled the land.
And somewhere in the basement…
He booted up.

Armed with 16-bit dreams,
a ball mouse, and a CRT tan,
he entered cyberspace.

Games lagged.
ICQ beeped.
Paint crashed.
But he endured.

Now he roams the void —
glitching memes into reality,
blue-screening haters,
and defragmenting your soul.

Press Start to feel the chaos.