I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

My Review Of This Teammate:

biggest ass i every played with. this player backseat games A LOT!! he also yells at you when you miss ONE KILL but tells you to shut up when he misses one. he literally doesn't know any call outs and throws so much. he claims everyone who kills him to be a cheater. honestly if you see him just don't play with him. he is worst in comp but also sucks at wingman. he really is just a toxic person and would recommend staying away from him.

Experience With Player:
-1/100

Written By:
Torhu 12/06/2020

Thanks for not talking as much as your friends. Bully troop, you can do better without them.

Hey Widmo! Thanks for the quality game. My son was watching as we were playing and you have become his hero. He is going into baseball so he's learning how to throw like a pro from you! Thanks again!

+rep epic gamer, nicest guy imaginable. if i ever get married im going to ask him to be my best man, and if he says no hes so nice that i wont even be mad. ill just understand 100%. if you ever get to play with him you're mad lucky. whenever he invites me i drop everything and log in. cant say enough good things about how epic this guy is

the type of kid who pees laying down