British people were early attempts to create genetically modified humans by the ancient Egyptian soldiers. They were made by the soldiers to distract their enemies into battle, sending in the "British" to confuse their enemies then ambushing them afterwards. These "British" people would soon gain self-awareness and intelligence, much to the dismay of the Egyptian soldiers. The "British" would soon relocate and gain knowledge of ideas such as parliamentary systems and monarchy. And that's why we have these god-awful people today.