It was the middle of the school year, at lunch.
The school bully been terrorizing as of late.
Today he makes a scene at lunch.
Everyone watches as he beats up a kid.
Nobody is talking is talking, the entire cafeteria is silent.
I look at the time, it reads 12:00.
It's time!
I calmly get up, and walk towards the now empty food line.
I strip off my clothes as I walk, and I am naked by the time I get there.
I walk into the line, and the canteen lady sees me.
She silently nods her head, she knows what must be done.
She hands me two food prongs, I grasp them with each hand and start snapping them like a crab.
I do a crab walk back into into the cafeteria and I approach the bully, everyone is now looking at me.
As I walk, the rate of my snapping increases.
By the time I reach the bully, I am snapping so fast it sounds like a low humming sound.
I stop and stand into an upright position only a few feet from him.
He looks at me in shock, not knowing what to say.
I grab both of my nipples with the prongs, twist, and pull them off.
I bring the bully into a deep kiss that lasts a few seconds.
I quietly whisper into his ear, "Stop being such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥."
I drop the tongs and walk away, leaving the bully in shock.
My blood was all over his shirt.
The entire cafeteria bursts out in applause as I make my way to a nearby table.
I lay down on the table, and as I await the sweet embrace of death.
I smile.
I had done good today.

The End