-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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And there you go again. Latent tendencies detected

I'm not the one with a infatuation, Butt Boy.

Your infatuation with dude butt is a little weird bro...

What's it like to sniff so much dude butt?

Why would I be mad about dropping 2 out of the 3 of you? Your boy is gonna be the mad one when he has to buy the game again to keep playing with you. What is it like to suck that hard? lol

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I'M ACRUALLY DYING
I was titulating the senses when my mom just knocks and IMMEDIATELY opens the door while I've got gay corn paused centerscreen. Firstly I thought knocks were a REQUEST to enter NOT A WARNING, secondly I am so lucky she knocked at all because I was just barely able to pull my blanket up before she walked in- I'M NOT EVEN SURE SHE COULD TELL IT WAS PORN! If she couldnt closing it would be so suspicious (💀) but if she does and I don't its so over for my mental health (💀💀💀) This ISnt even the first time this has happened!

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lol imagine 2 of your 3 getting melee killed by a solo and you needing your third who is a known cheater with a game ban on record popping off shots with no line of sight to save you

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You gave me abandonment issues

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i will vape choke you if you dont accept the juice son!

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i have been on steam for almost 3 years i hade 4 good friends now i have 3 the first stop geting on for alomst 2 years ever since i have never been the same

did someone say lips?

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I think I saw a different you in the taxi tonight. A you that enjoys beach walks and icecream. A you that also questions how building 7 collapsed during 9/11 although no plane hit it. A you that wants to rule the world with an iron fist. A you that thinks Helen Keller had more balls than Anne Frank. I wanted to tell you but that song only lasted like 3 seconds then the cab hit a car and we were pretty much at the movies

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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