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Kebab 2022 年 5 月 21 日上午 11:23

ENDGAME SPOILER!!!!
At the end of Endgame, Thanos agrees to undo everything he's done if the Avengers can beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even came close. Even the Hulk is shorter than Thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn't even comparable. That's when, at the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the universe has ever seen. Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he has done, and then commits Japanese ritual suicide. AKA seppuko, He is now buried in an unmarked grave in Area 51.. salute to our fallen alien brother everyone.

Kebab 2021 年 12 月 8 日上午 10:50

Sorry, my English is terrible
Pardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress.

However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context.

Kebab 2020 年 6 月 18 日下午 12:25

HEWWO

Watermalloc 2020 年 6 月 18 日上午 10:19

HEWWO

DarthcruzGG 2020 年 6 月 18 日上午 7:49

HEWWO

Watermalloc 2020 年 4 月 19 日下午 12:17

how considerate

Kebab 2020 年 4 月 19 日上午 9:26

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♥♥♥♥♥ YOU WHALE! 2020 年 4 月 3 日下午 10:48

seems ok but idk, maybe muslim

Watermalloc 2019 年 10 月 23 日下午 10:39

awoooga awoooga

♥♥♥♥♥ YOU WHALE! 2019 年 10 月 23 日上午 11:53

♥♥♥♥♥ YOOOOOOUUUUU WHHHHAAAALLLLLEEEEE

Kebab 2019 年 4 月 29 日上午 8:55

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SlyDumpling 2019 年 2 月 7 日上午 2:59

call me nada because i want you to basit on my face

Watermalloc 2018 年 4 月 27 日上午 12:34

binch fork you

SlyDumpling 2018 年 4 月 27 日上午 12:34

No Metal Medal for you

Watermalloc 2017 年 12 月 27 日上午 12:24

actually i'm a walter mondale boy

Ranch Tic-Tacs™ 2017 年 12 月 26 日下午 4:13

u a monado boi

Kebab 2016 年 6 月 12 日上午 7:05

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Baaaa(d player) 2015 年 6 月 23 日下午 11:21