❤️ Rules for my Puppy: ❤️

1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.

2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.

3. Eat at least TWO meals a day.

4. Eat one healthy snack each day.

5. No self-harm.

(Come talk to Mommy if you need support!)

6. No lying to Mommy.

7. Respect Mommy

8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.

9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.

10. Do not let other girls (or enbies, or boys) lust after you --- You BELONG to Mommy!!!

11. No drinking without permission.

12. No drugs.

13. No eating after 8 pm.

14. You may not pleasure yourself outside of playtime with Mommy.

Mommy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Puppy may not.

Disobeying Mommy's rules will result in punishment.

📌🍺

Привет! Я все выяснила по твоей просьбе: значит запись на
лечение импотенции проводится по пятницам с 9:00 кабинет №12
При себе иметь:
— чистые трусы;
— вазелин "Добрый волшебник", или "Влажный зайка";
— хирургические перчатки размером 7;
— деньги(500руб.)
Извини что на стенке написала, у меня что-то
личка тормозит и не говори спасибо...
Всегда рада помочь

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Get away from her *transforms into wolf* grrrrrr >:(

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

+rep sings the song of my people

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Hey steam support if you see this, Jor might have contacted you asking for his account back, i can vouch that it is actually him asking for the account back so pls give it to him

+rep signed by 5'3K4L45

Delete your comment scammer

hey stinky monkey its jesse from way back, just found your new acc after 3 years lmao

Hey jed, yeah my old nickname was calamari

Cali? Calamari?

<3

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+rep actually made the cancer mic legendary

i want to take care of your cat

+rep great guy and genuinely super funny and awesome to play a good 2fort match with

breakfeast in bed, but there is no catch, you deserve breakfeast in bed after all of your hard work king

+Rep,nice trader

i eat kids

Lmao

i have meat allergy

Godly Medic

+rep knows good doujinshi sauces

+rep good doctor

+rep Great medic, i was a dumbass tho. Sorry mate

Medic

bloody great medic, 10/10 would play again

This man is the hardest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out there. But for real, made me laugh heaps, had a great time gaming with him! Super happy and fun guy <3