Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life…

He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful…

The only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep.

Ironic.

He could save others from death, but not himself.

IDK kinda sus.

Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.

+rep has a good discord

Here's the thing. You said a "goblin looks like Shrek"
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies goblins, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls goblins Shrek. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "Shrek family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Dorgeshuun, which includes things from goblins to little green ghouls, buddy.
So your reasoning for calling a goblin Shrek is because random people "call the green ones Shrek?" Let's get dragons and gnomes in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A goblin is a member of the Shrek family. But that's not what you said. You said a goblin looks like Shrek, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the goblin family Shrek.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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