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Identity theft is not a joke Jim

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I'm telling you, Rex is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at Tesco's the other day and he was buying cases of Red Bull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they help contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids". And then he wavedashed out the door.

Madam, may I excuse you for just a minute of your time, I would greatly appreciate a photograph of your well proportioned thigh my lady. As you have constructed the most delightful pieces of meat. They are absolutely outstanding and should be captured as they are truly a masterpiece.

Well well well if it isn’t sarnt Rex