where is our yearly civ session

My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING 😱😎

Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪

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♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ brought the emotion but I'ma bring the comotion. Hand flowing so smooth as hand lotion its time to bring on the strokin', Rachets is what I've been tokin' dank kush is what I've been smokin'. I just keep failing at joking because I'm so socially broken...

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what did you just friggen say to me? your lucky im not next to you, cuz i would beat you the FRICK UP! poopface, my big brother lifts 30lbs weigts, and hes going to the armie soon, so if u wanna come to my house, go ahead. kid... u really taught u could kill me in minecraft? ill kill u in pvp anyday. u vs me, u can use diamond armour and i can use iron armour, and i will STILL win u!

oh and by the way, you fridging butthead, i have 3 minecraft gfs, and we have hot cybar sex everyday, while u have smex with a pig! did i say pig, i meant your friggen mommy, hahaha bye loser, nothing personnel :)

What am I?
What am I? Because I enjoy the whole furry fandom, and has always been fascinated by it. Since I was a child, I'd like put a strap in my trousers so it looks like a tail. Recently I found the whole furry fandom (And alot of hate towards it, good lord...). It's just so appeling to me and I find everything about it interesting. But I do not know if I am a furry, I don't have a "fursona" or anything. I just like the fandom & I wouldn't really dress up or anything. I mean I guess I could for the entertainment with other furries, needless to say. I'd love to go to furry cons and stuff. But what am I? Am I even a furry...

I sexually Identify as an overused sexually identification copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spamming other users with my unfunny wall of text. People say to me that a person who does this is a laughable idiot and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having these words glued all over my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as an overused sexually identification copypasta as my preferred pronouns and respect my right to paste unfunny sexually identification copypastas to reddit in hope of receiving virtual internet points. If you can't accept me you're funny and mentally stable and need to check your choice of subreddits. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Smash Mouth's All star is about the holocaust. Hear me out here.

The jews in germany at the time were ridiculed when they passed by german civilians. idk about you but that sounds like the world is rolling the ♥♥♥♥ out of you. since they get ridiculed and were probably called losers at some point. that sounds awfully like having a german girl put an L on her forehead. some jews spent years in the camps. they are fed all the rules and like it's detailed in Night by Elie Wiesel they do quite a bit of running. they did not live for fun. you have to be smart to survive. but you get dumb to the outside world. there was so much they didnt get a chance to see or do so what was wrong with fleeing the camps?
"hey now you're an all star" as in the star of david. all that glitters is gold, as in the jewelry and expensive luggage taken from the people arriving in the camps. only those that shoot like stars can change the world (break the mold)

many camps got extremely cold, and the young often used the few blankets they got and were bundled with, but the older people sacrificed themselves by giving it to them. the meteor men are the allies working to disband the nazis, and the holes in the satellite picures are the signs that hitler's army is weakening. the ice they skate is the chance they have to survive and its getting thin as the nazis get anxious at their seemingly soon defeat. instead of dreading the likelihood of death the jews tried to rasie their spirits with this and swam in the warm water of hope. the singer is extremely hopeful and is very happy that he is.

the person asking for gas to get away from this place (the camps) is a fellow jew asking for some sort of distraction or diversion so he can escape. the singer thinks its quite a concept since its so impossible. but he knows everyone wants to leave and get change too.
i hope youre convinced that the meaning to the song is about the holocaust and i appreciate you reading this.

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🍣🍤🍣 IT'S SUSHI TIME🍙🍘🍣 You have been visited by the legendary Hiroshi, master of sushi 🍙🍣🍣🍥🍤 Upmoshi this within 3 seconds or you'll never have sushi without wasabi 🍣🍤🍤

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. ♥♥♥♥ YOU WEEABOOS
So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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What a weirdo

Pretty much the opposite of Zen