UnbatedCreature 最近的评测

It ain't no minecraft by all means. But for 3 bucks, I got my money worth. Yes it's buggy, incomplete and way behind schedule being a over 10 year old game. But the nostalgia and the amount of content in the game make it a fun to hop in every so often. I think people have to realize the amount of development hell this kind of game has been thru and at least appreciate it for what it is and was to many xbox indie gamers back in the day. And surprisingly I only crashed once in my whole time playing. The game needs works and a lot of it. But finally happy its at a point where I can finally play with friends.

What I hope is fixed eventually:
Blueprints - WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO EITHER SELL OR DESTROY BLUEPRINTS. These take up too much of my inventory. Plus the current blueprint glitch is making it even more of an inconvenience. I've hated this feature since launch. It makes dig deep annoying.

Skill tweaking - Some blocks require an insane high skill to do something basic. Like I shouldnt have to be level 20 to cook a steak from a mob that exists in the way beginning. Same with blocks like Birch. I love the skill system, it makes it stand out from Minecraft. But it just needs some work.

Better Mod support - Steam workshop should be a priority for this title. I think some level of a community could prosper with more flexibility for mods.

Less transparency from the developers - We need more updates on the steam page to match whats on the wiki. We also need more detailed lists on what changes are being made. If the developers came out and told us more about what changes are being made, then I feel there would be less criticism towards the games "lazy" developers.

Fishing - Just an idea but fishing seems it could be a solid mechanic for early game in this. Especially for the skill system.

Machine Mechanics ("Redstone Mechanics") - We need a better way to know what mechanics work and what dont. Pressure plates rn are useless. Tried putting one up in front of a door and it didnt work. :/

You know that feeling when you give birth in the church and you question your existance. I played this game and my son's name is fabio

You know when you do drugs and you wake up and your questioning what's going on. It's kind of like this game, but insted of drugs it's the care bears. LIKE CRUSHED UP CARE BEARS. IN THAT NOSE OUT WITH RAGE. GOD THIS GAME IS SO MANLY!

AWESOMENAUTS! WOAAAAA! AWESOME IS A WORD. Thats what I said just now. And I was like sure. So I got money bought a subscription to a website I can't mention on this review. Cough* Club Penguin *Cough. Wut I didn't say anything. But All I know is my penguin will kick your ass in the dojo. But anyway back to the game, I played this game and it was like flashing lights. I was like WOA! Lights are cool and ♥♥♥♥ but this was extreme lights. Not dollar menu lights. It was sort of like Irobot with Will Smith. If Will Smith was in this game I would pay every money. I would make so many Fresh Prince Jokes. Hmmmmmm Will Smith hmmmmmmmmmm!!!! After you buy game, you should buy Will Smith . . . . POSTER! We could compare posters and ♥♥♥♥. Anyway what was I talking about. Ahhh yes Club Penguin. I recommend that game. It's AAA. Like the batteries I use for my Will Smith blow up doll. Oh yeah Awesomenauts is a good game.

OH MAN THAT NON-STOP ACTION!! With the wonderful works of Stamper and uhhhh Bungie?, This game knows cool at its Kalvin. You play as little men doing littler things, like partying about cake. BB has that feel that makes you just want to ablaze a funeral home. I love it. Half my cities dead body population has dropped 10 fold. I personal think that this helps the economy big time. This game is only good with friends. SO YOU GOTTA BUSTA THAT EXTRA KEYBOARD. Cause we all know the only friends we have is Stalin and he doesn't like platformers. But In the End, . . .

*Ring Ring* "HELLO" "Austin you have to go kill things, quick put on this banana and kill things with this mask" I ran to the nearest church/hospital/Animal clinic and murdered everything with my exploded fists. And I thought to myself, was it all worth it. Hotline Miami is a game. The play style reminds me of Ballstick Arena. You know the game with the stickmen. You . . . know . . right . . . right. I never thought that such a game could touch me in such ways. You play as a detective and you realize that only you can prevent wildfires. So unable to comprehend such language you go on an endless rampage to find something cool. Its like Call of duty. But not. You have to throw down your load down all over the enemy. You basically invade homes and murder. *sniff* 5 STARS

This remarkable game set my teasers to a tizzle. It's similar to plants vs. zombies but insted of zombies and plants and a drugful and syramic base god with a pot for a brain. Its CatsvDogs in this insane battle royal of the dominat human toy. You can play as the dog and fight the will of peanut butter on certain items in the game. Or cat where you spend 90% of your time standing still and then running in the name of the lord. (John wood of course). I decided to say neither and mod the game so I can play as bill cosby. Yeah . . Bill Cosby.

Game Dev tycoon is a really good game. Using my amazying game design skills, I made 100s of unique and cool games. Like "Don't buy this", "Granny Toilet Deposit." or "Call of duty". This game showed me something special. That I have game creating potential. So I quit my job, Killed my family and started new. I got a job with Rare and worked on a special project with them. "Dickbutt Unleashed" Is an Adventure Action FPS RPG Side Scrolling Fantasy game. The main character has lost something he found earlier. It' s expected to come out later this century. They were also working on something real special. Something called "Trumpet Kazoomie 3" or some ♥♥♥♥ like that. I decided to murd- I mean get rid of the people working on such a project and concluded that I am now Rareware. But it got boring and I went back to this game. Fun

Compairing this to Yugioh or Magic or Toontown trading cards, it's an alright card game. When I was at a con recently I saw yugioh players. It was a 14 playing against a 47 year old. Both of them watch the show as a kid and enjoyed it. I tried playing yugiho but my mind wasn't sharp enough. The two players went home that night, even though they just met. I was able to obtain a deck of my own. But later I mixed my Yugi stuff with my nazi stuff resulting in an honorable sacrafice to the god John Wood. I decided to play this game because of how digital it is. After 2 games, I was MLG and got a triple kill. I got on an MLG team and are first game is tonight in an alley on main street. Hope I win.

Gmod is an amazing game that was used by our ancestors in the late egyptian era of the US. After you download 100k/0 items you will still get these missing textures. I call them cubbie anuses. Cause you dont want them, They're just there. When I played this I had to ran all the way down the street 7/11 to buy hot dogs. Then after hours of walking I get mugged. I wasn't mad because, I just recently bought Glad trash bags. So I decided to go home, play TTT, and listen to 7-year old radio. ahhhhhhh this is a game.