yoo bro, add me! :)

quick reflexes

I just found this dude when playing dieing light 2 and i nearly got a heart attack when i saw the face anyways been talking to much khorne demands more blood shed

scary profile pic - must get banned

-rep cheats and friends with one aswell

Have you locked your file cabinet?
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All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
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<Manoj> shaleh: I am not, despite your implication, God
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Some bird populations soaring down
-Headline of an article in
Science News, page 126, February 20, 1993.
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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on."
- Samuel Goldwyn
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[watching a news report about Peter's old teacher who is getting his students to toss endagered condor eggs off the school roof]
Lois: Oh my god. He's going to wipe that species off the face of the earth.
Peter: Nah, the janitor will take care of that.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
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