Let’s all agree me having a macro fetish is now any worse than having 7 things shoved into your monkeys box

Let’s all agree me having a macro fetish is now any worse than having 7 things shoved into your monkeys box

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a gay friend to tell them how COOL they are!

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hi can i slather your ♥♥♥♥ all over my face

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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have you ever played willy wars before??? :)))
The players wank their willies and whoever shoots the most willy milk get's to use the loser's bum as a fanny!!! :))
I used to play with chinese keith but his sister told his parents and now he's not allowed to play any more!!:'(((
We should have never let her watch! that's why no girls are allowed in willy wars anymore!
My big fat willy used to always beat keith little brown chinky one!!! :D
But then when i used his bum he'd make SO MUCH WILLY JUICE it was crazy!!! and he used to beg my shoot my willy juice in his bum!!!
I think it's so his parents wouldn't see all the mess and get him in trouble, that's probably why he used to lick up all the willymilk too!

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP

Godsmack's i stand alone covered by me (mike). great heavy rock/metal song. if u dont like it then ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥ go listen to some gay ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ soft ♥♥♥♥ u ♥♥♥♥♥. dont like it, big ♥♥♥♥♥♥' deal, say what u want. ill beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of u any day. whatever enjoy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ song. And subscribe to RockandRollCovers1

I just did sex so hard to this girl. She was moaning and stuff and I did sex so hard and so good with her. She was all "Please have good sex with me" and I said back "Yeah, I'm going to really sex you so great lady" and she's like "Thanks". It was so good and so hot and we both loved doing sex in all positions. At the end I was all "Hey, I'm going to finish sex now" and she said "Yes, that would be nice if you finished so hard on that towel". I said "Yes" and so I finished so hard on the towel.

H-hi its me again...im looking for a mommy girlfriend since my heart was shattered, so if your a girl irl and would be interested in me, please message me...thank you

hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart

my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory

i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it

my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only

my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me

my significant other is monotoned, girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am

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It seems like Nyan cat is on your page you know what that means? No?
It means you're awesome! Paste on someone's page if you think their awesome!

oh my ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥ need me to lead her into the bedroom slowly take off those clothes while we makeing out hardcore tongue everywhere get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dirty kissing and licking those nipples there sensitive so she moans in ecstacy then I start kissing down her body till I'm licking the hell outta those dank ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ flaps then she wet as hell squirting orgasms I push my mushroom tip into those beef flaps and take her to pound town just jackhammering her I bet she takes care of her self downstairs squirting more then I pick her up bouncing her up and down on my ♥♥♥♥ with my buff ass badass body put her down on the bed pee on her roll around in some trash with her I wanna give her kids I would never use protection with that sweet ass

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

if you stand for these radical ideas that you sprout of from the internet you should really get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my face you sheep. all of you punks are like that but you know what ive been through? chief of police for 40 years and i didnt do all of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scrawny punk who is screaming about my boys in blue mistreating them to me. no one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cares you worm if i still had my badge you'd be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead. you remember that you little ♥♥♥♥.

IF YOU DIED TOMORROW I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE WATCHING

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💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard ♥♥♥♥ 🍆😍! 1️⃣cummy💦 2️⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦💦 4️⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy ♥♥♥♥💦 so much he can't ♥♥♥ any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁️squishy☁️ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️

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You have been visited by the flexing boss of this gym. Good gains and testosterone will come to you but only if you post "♂ｍＭＭＭｍｍｍｍ～♂" on this profile.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

You like to play with your penis because it feels really good, as you know. This is a natural part of being human. We're built so that sex activity feels really good to us, so we'll do it a lot, and thus make babies even if we don't know that sex causes them.
The pleasure reward for doing sex is very strong, and can be very bewildering and even a little frightening for young people when they discover it. Masturbating often is a natural reaction to this, and is not wrong or bad. In fact, it helps you learn how your body works, what feels good to you in sex, and how to control your sexual response; as long as you pay attention to what is happening to you when you masturbate. Masturbating regularly is also healthy after you're familiar with your body's reactions. It helps keep your sexual organs toned and in good working order.

Hey dude, I vape. Yeah you know vaping? I do it. Yeah vaping, it's something I do. I don't smoke, I vape. Vaping dude, it's amazing. You should totally try vaping. I go this one dude into vaping and now he can't stop. I just spent $500 on vaping gear, I'm a huge vaping fan. Yeah I vape, what you gonna do about it. Totally awesome dude, vaping isn't bad for you either, just vape dude. I'm so cool dude I vape. You see that dude? It's a vapemaster 420, ask me anything about vaping and I can answer it.

Hello M'lady *tips fedora*. I was just riding my classy powerchair through your steam page and noticed your beautiful anime features. Message me on reddit (u/IncredibleAtheistIntellectual) and we can talk about feminism or fundies! You could possibly be my next waifu :O if you are up to the challenge of serving my every need (because I am a nice guy).

Best Wishes,
u/IncredibleAthiestIntellectual

P.S. sorry for any typos, my keyboard is slightly stiff from cheeto dust and neckbear hairs.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop being obsessed with comparing your ♥♥♥♥ to others. If a girl is horny enough, she'll want it in her regardless of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shape. Go out in to the real world and talk to girls until one wants to see your ♥♥♥♥. Why are you looking at other dudes junk damnit. Meanwhile black dudes are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ white girls cause you are sitting there checking out dudes. ....

This is another ugly dude who just can't accept that genetically I look better than you. You know, even if you hit the gym, you won't have a face like mine. I didn't ask for these looks, this is just something that came because my two parents decided to ♥♥♥♥. They didn't know what kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ son they were going to have. I didn't know I was going to look this great. Being handsome is an accident. I call being attractive a mutation, more people are ugly than good looking. Don't be mad at me cause your fat ass sucks. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bobbin' for no reason, and they're ugly. That's why you bobbin' me, cause you're ugly! Do you understand that? You have no other reason to hate, besides that I look better than you.

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Okay, I don't know who you are or if you sucked a dogs ♥♥♥♥ but this ♥♥♥♥ has to stop. A furry?! Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? Oh wait, I remember now. You're the kind of person who watched Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" and then several years ended up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dog singing "Beauty and the Beast." Well let me tell you something Mr. Dog ♥♥♥♥♥♥! I won't tolerate that ♥♥♥♥ anymore! Either you stop talking to my kids on steam or I report you! Either way, one way or another! Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me asking my kid if he ever "Throws a dog a bone". You sick ♥♥♥♥! I hope you burn in hell for your sins!

your cool [ ] your gay [√]

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
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send this GUN to everyone you roll wit. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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+rep good and fast trander)

eat a ♥♥♥♥ brick ass ♥♥♥♥♥

+rep good fast trader

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Notice Me Senpai <3

O NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
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whtas up my wy with my mice

I have a deal that you might be interested in. Shoot me a message when you get time!

Hey, sorry but I can't middleman a moneypak trade. I don't know much about it, and wouldn't want to be responsible if someone got scammed. Talk to you tomorrow!

-Macro

+rep, quick and kind trader :)

write me as soon as we both will be online :D
thx

Hey dude. I thought about your offer and I've decided I'll make the trade; the one with the rocket launcher in it. I'll be on all afternoon tomorrow. Talk to you later.