TwoTonedJelly
Christopher Lottering
I like long walks on the beach, except i cant walk and the sand ♥♥♥♥♥ up my tires.

A kiss makes my whole day but anal makes my hole weak.

I cant choose my father but i can choose my daddy.

My gag reflex is as absent as my father figure.

Spitters are quitters.

Fisting is my first base.

Last but not least i dont need to chew while eating a banana.






➜ Silver 1 : ✘
➜ Silver 2 : ✘
➜ Silver 3 : ✘
➜ Silver 4 : ✘
➜ Silver Elite : ✘
➜ Silver Elite Master : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 1 : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 2 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova 3 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova Master : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 1 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 2 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian Elite : ✔
➜ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✔ {Current}
➜ Legendary Eagle : ✘
➜ Legendary Eagle Master : ✘
➜ Supreme Master First Class : ✘
➜ The Global Elite : ✘
I like long walks on the beach, except i cant walk and the sand ♥♥♥♥♥ up my tires.

A kiss makes my whole day but anal makes my hole weak.

I cant choose my father but i can choose my daddy.

My gag reflex is as absent as my father figure.

Spitters are quitters.

Fisting is my first base.

Last but not least i dont need to chew while eating a banana.






➜ Silver 1 : ✘
➜ Silver 2 : ✘
➜ Silver 3 : ✘
➜ Silver 4 : ✘
➜ Silver Elite : ✘
➜ Silver Elite Master : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 1 : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 2 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova 3 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova Master : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 1 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 2 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian Elite : ✔
➜ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✔ {Current}
➜ Legendary Eagle : ✘
➜ Legendary Eagle Master : ✘
➜ Supreme Master First Class : ✘
➜ The Global Elite : ✘
当前离线
最新动态
总时数 6.5 小时
最后运行日期:2019 年 4 月 18 日
成就进度   0 / 202
总时数 535 小时
最后运行日期:2019 年 4 月 18 日
总时数 0.6 小时
最后运行日期:2019 年 3 月 28 日
成就进度   1 / 60
留言
melo. 2020 年 11 月 23 日 上午 9:21 
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looking 4 goth mommy. 2019 年 4 月 7 日 上午 5:44 
I like long walks on the beach, except i cant walk and the sand ♥♥♥♥♥ up my tires.

A kiss makes my whole day but anal makes my hole weak.

I cant choose my father but i can choose my daddy.

My gag reflex is as absent as my father figure.

Spitters are quitters.

Fisting is my first base.

Last but not least i dont need to chew while eating a banana.






➜ Silver 1 : ✘
➜ Silver 2 : ✘
➜ Silver 3 : ✘
➜ Silver 4 : ✘
➜ Silver Elite : ✘
➜ Silver Elite Master : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 1 : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 2 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova 3 : ✔
➜ Gold Nova Master : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 1 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 2 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian Elite : ✔
➜ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✔ {Current}
➜ Legendary Eagle : ✘
➜ Legendary Eagle Master : ✘
➜ Supreme Master First Class : ✘
➜ The Global Elite : ✘
looking 4 goth mommy. 2019 年 4 月 6 日 上午 6:09 
this one time I was walking my dog and it stopped to poo, so I was like 'awe'. I started checking the poo come out and was like 'whoa, it looks like chocolate ice cream'... so bro, I decided to taste it. BIG MISTAKE. IT TASTES LIKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BRO!
Lord Uneek 2019 年 4 月 6 日 上午 4:16 
-rep, This guy said he would boost me to DMG since he himself is a DMG. He made me derank because he is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
looking 4 goth mommy. 2019 年 4 月 2 日 下午 10:09 
Got to agree with Cranky, you're a poes. Confirmed hacker. -rep
Lord Uneek 2019 年 3 月 21 日 下午 11:46 
Dumb poes kont naaier hacking piece of POES