Lairindust - We live in a layer of dust

"I'm not a grandma when it comes to technology... I SWEAR!!!"

no u

Mateusz: spanish is the third most spoken COUNTRY in the world

This boy, also pronounced it MON-JA-LEE-AHH

Dante: Yo, have you been to mongolia
Mateusz: No where is that. *looks up "monjolia"*

"did I study"

"Typical Alan, always mowing down cops"

~ Mateusz, 2018

"How do I uppercase something"

1+2 is fo minus 1 is 3 quick maphs

"yo check out the latest midget porn" ~ Mateusz 2017

I like this comment Facebook.

""y u like dis?" -Oliver 1.9k17"
-Bateusz 4.2k17

"Same neither" ~Mateusz 2017

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Dante: "I beat you to the ball...and I jumped after you"
Mateusz: "BUT I WAS HIGHER THAN YOU!!!"

"I blow it?!?"

"I know all my friends except for not really"

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How did it change from 84 to 81.... It must be Do magic.... No he did minus 3.... Oh that makes sense

"I'll play it for it!"

DabTe Just now
"2 and 3 it's basically the same thing"

DabTe 4 minutes ago
"I wonder what goes into 192, hmmm lemme think, probably 14! :D aww ♥♥♥♥ it doesn't"

DabTe 7 minutes ago
"I want it, but I don't want to spent 96 cents for it"

DabTe 9 minutes ago
"The sword handle protects your wrist so you won't cut it"

DabTe 14 minutes ago
" I bet 125 is 25 times 6"
BET YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RIGHT KID!

DabTe 19 minutes ago
Dante: "What's 3 times 7"
Mateusz: "147! :P"

Dante: "What's 3 times 7"
Mateusz: "147! :P"

"When somebody tells me he was just an ape
I like to take a banana and ram it down their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with 1/8th lube
Because
He was more than just an ape
He was my soul mate
He was my partner in crime
He was my all
He was my everything
He was...Harambe"

- DalraN 2016 #DicksForverOutForHarambe

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Your a raisin

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HO

"Hi I see we're in the same neighbourhood
Wanna ♥♥♥♥?"-Mateusz 2k36

MATEUSZ SAYS: I'm 12, I'm listening to this, and understanding this. Mind you, I am considered a maths genius, and supposedly have the mindset to learn something about 6 1/3 times faster than normal people, and the ability to get an A* in a GCSE paper with just 2 weeks of 1 on 1 teaching (so it's at my speed)

DANTE REPLIES: Woah man, your so cool

+rep, asked me if i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥' gay 5/7 would trade again

+rep was friendly

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MOTEZ!!!!!! BUDY!!!!!!!!