this guy’s goat

this guy stinks

no longer hang around in big lfg :ripge:

The year is 2025.

The Mark V catgirl refuses to respond to the name "Okayu" and is thus another failure. I consult my notes as I consider the best method for liquidation when I hear the screech of steel giving way. She's escaped.

My eyes switch rapidly between my screen and the area around me as I follow the tracker in her tail. The woods grow darker as sunset approaches.

After some time, I get close enough to notice she's stationary. Alarms ring in my head as my instincts warn me. I scan the trees and see the purple line of what used to be her tail hanging off a branch in front of me.

She pounces from the top branches of a tree behind me, my reflexes kicking in too late to save my left eye. Claws rake my ribs (why the hell did I give her those anyway?) but I manage to sink a tranquilizer in her arm and shake her off me.

I fall half a step later. When did she get my Achilles' tendon? She approaches slowly, a mad grin on her face as she mockingly chants "Mogu mogu mogu".

THIS GUY SUCKS, DOESNT PLAY DESTINY ANYMORE, LET DOWN 0/10 PLAYER

I am calm. Trust me, my aggressive side would probably give you nightmares. Bungie has always pandered to popular ideas rather than create multiple options. Diversity is something the Destiny franchise has needed for years, but all we keep getting is whatever's popular. Think I'm wrong? Look at all the players using the same weapons, same armors, same subclass builds. Most people just copy each other rather than try to make something unique. That's why so many players have "mains". They're too afraid to get better with other classes. Bungie doesn't try to give us options. They just repeat whatever works to keep players in drone mode. The only diversity you really see are cosmetics. That gives everyone the delusion that nothing in the game is repetitive.

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Capybara?! Capybara! !! ! ^___^ Coconut doggy! O my gosh!

殪幢緻Iii爰曷樔黎㌢´　　｀ⅷ
艇艀裲f睚鳫巓襴骸　　　　贒憊
殪幢緻I翰儂樔黎夢'”　 　 ,ｨ傾
盥皋袍i耘蚌紕偸′　　　 雫寬I
悗f篝嚠篩i縒縡齢　　 　 Ⅷ辨f
輯駲f迯瓲i軌帶′　　　　　`守I厖孩
幢儂儼巓襴緲′　 　 　 　 　 `守枢i磬廛
嚠篩I縒縡夢'´　　　 　 　 　 　 　 `守峽f
蚌紕襴緲′　　　　　　　　　　　　　‘守畝
f瓲軌揄′　　　　　　　　　　　　　,gf毯綴
鳫襴鑿　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 奪寔f厦
絨緲′　　　　　　 　 　 　 　　　　 　 ”'罨悳
巓緲′　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 綴〟 ”'罨椁
巓登嶮 薤篝㎜㎜ g　 　 緲　 　 甯體i爺綴｡, ”'罨琥
I軌襴暹 甯幗緲fi'　　 緲',纜　　贒i綟碕碚爺綴｡ ”'罨皴
巓襴驫 霤I緲緲　　 纜穐　　甯絛跨飩i髢綴馳爺綴｡`'等誄

I'm not tryna cook nothing i just have issues with being damn near forced to play with others in a game that they basically make it seems like you're the lone hero and you end up having to rely on someone elses knowledge of the game as well. It makes it worse when playing hunter because the other 2 classes just have abilities that give them security or a place to breath where if its hunter its nothing but Invis and thats if you can proc it. Now paired with terrible encounters like 3 wyverns in tiny rooms, or the one Xur mission where you have to deposit light and dark motes on that tiny ass platform. It just becomes more of a do i wanna suffer through this or not rather than that was a nice thing to play through.

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And ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ proud of it. Go whiff a goldy shot, turdmuffin

Nier nerd + is a sachi opp supporter

this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser told me he would give me hammer shot for 10p, but instead he joined my orbiter AND STARTED RAPING MY SENTINEL, tho i feel I wasnt really scammed after watching that, this is still completely unacceptable AND I WANT VALVE TO BAN HIS ACCOUNT FOREVER

stasis titan: i guess this is it fireteam. our final rodeo. looks up to the witness
arc warlock: huh, im ready and I AM STEADY.
strand hunter: Witness, HERE WE COME!

witness: chuckles oh foolish guardians.... have you learnt nothing?

titan: yeah... i learnt one thing from my past....missions. THE FIST is mightier THAN THE GUN!
warlocks: oh... titans... OUR SPACE MAGIC WILL OBLITERATE THIS CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!
hunters: heh... give us a needle and a thread and lets just say.... we'll KNITT the problem out the picture, ya get my drift?

witness: well, well, well, BRACE FOR IMPACT.

riven of a thousand people: guardians... i wish to aid you.

guardians (all at the same time):
RIVEN OF A THOUSAND YEARS? you're HERE !

Witness: Holy LIGHT. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

Been a long time since I've seen a Crutchasaurus! Get good, your actual gunskill is TRASH

your retold is fn hot

GG, god luck on the career missions!

At this point I am ready to burst, It's as though the slightest movement will bring me to climax, but I know daddy isn't finished with me yet... That's when he does it. Everything else had been child's play compared to what I would experience next. Suika inhaled deeply, and before I could even react, I was welcomed to the the good suck. Oh my God. The moment Suika graced me with his suck, I came with such an incredible force and power, the likes of which I have never experienced before. Suika didn't stop. He kept sucking and sucking and the ♥♥♥ continued to erupt from my member, rope after rope of my juices being absorbed into my Daddy Suika's throat, and he never missed a single drop. It felt as though my very being was leaving my body and entering his, in the form of my spunk. This orgasmic revelation continued until I was completely dry, and only then was I released from his suck.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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gratz on the 100%

<3 Glad you got through it sweetums. Bought that game when it first came out

I've also been around, thanks for asking ;-;

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At this point I am ready to burst, It's as though the slightest movement will bring me to climax, but I know daddy isn't finished with me yet... That's when he does it. Everything else had been child's play compared to what I would experience next. Pugna inhaled deeply, and before I could even react, I was welcomed to the the good suck. Oh my God. The moment Pugna graced me with his suck, I came with such an incredible force and power, the likes of which I have never experienced before. Pugna didn't stop. He kept sucking and sucking and the ♥♥♥ continued to erupt from my member, rope after rope of my juices being absorbed into my Daddy Pugna's throat, and he never missed a single drop. It felt as though my very being was leaving my body and entering his, in the form of my spunk. This orgasmic revelation continued until I was completely dry, and only then was I released from his suck.

+rep gave me a milltank on pokemongo