Call her Tyrion Lannister the way I rub my Peter against her Dinklage

Hi there sweetie. My name is Bob and I live in Tampa. I'd love for you to come visit me. We can go shopping for some sexy loungerie at the Victoria's Secret followed by surf and turf at the Red Lobster or maybe some pasta at the Olive Garden. Please email me here on Reddit so we can plan your trip to Tampa.

Xoxo

BOB

Who the hell likes that Mr.Pajama wearing, Basket-face, Slipper wielding, clype deep bachle, gather uping blate maw, blethering gomeril Jessie, Oaf-lookin' schtooner, Nyaff plookie shan, Milk-drinking Soy-face shilpit, Mim-moothed, sniveling worm-eyed hotten blaugh, vile stoochie, cally-breek tattie!?