Maybe you should roll the Cram down the hill. You know, create a distraction. Then, throw a bottle of water at them and shoot it with your rifle. They'll be misted. Deathclaws hate feeling damp, so this will depress them, and they'll leave to go to group counselling. Now you have to deal with the radscorpions. Turn around three times, counter-clockwise. Drop the Caravan Shotgun, then pick it back up, then drop it, then pick it up with R Thumbstick, carry it three feet, turn your back to it, walk 5 paces, then turn around and throw the other can of Cram at it. This will appease the ogre; he'll now let you pass. Don't pick up the Cram or the shotgun...those are his now. Those are not for you anymore.

Now, what were we doing? Oh, right. The radscorpions. You're just gonna have to outrun those unless you found the Radscorpion Bridle that the Ogre gives you if you answer four sport trivia questions correctly. Did that work? Try that. If it doesn't work, reload from before you did any of this and try it again.

If any of these steps go wrong, you did it wrong, and you're naughty, and we're all very disappointed in you. Reload from before and try it again. Eventually it will work. Sometimes it takes a few days for the deathclaw mist to set in, so don't be afraid to wait. Don't PRESS wait though. You have to wait, in real time, for a few days. Real time days.