Enough talk...

This man is incorrect. He has in fact made love to a goat.

it’s my birthday, and servers went down. I was mid raid and it went down and now I yelled and my parents are now beating me. They are so angry at me and it’s literally my birthday and I’m so sad rn. I can’t even function at the moment. I am so obsessed with ark and I can’t deal with this

WAKE UP MR.PUG, wake up slweepy head ! >w<

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notice me onii-chan~~

ホrニ です!!!

おちんちん だいすき

オッパイ

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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For your information, I’m 13. However, your small brain might not even be able to comprehend such a LAAARGE number. So you think I’m a young WITTLE girl? I am friends with a 16 year old boy. And he even told me about sex, and he had sex at 12. So don’t act like we are all little kids. I hang out online with 18 year olds, you could even say my mental age is 18. So why don’t you shut your mouth? You judge people by their age? Seriously? That’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting. I am in all the top classes and get constant As at my secondary school, unlike you who is living in his mothers basement and is such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disappointment to humanity, which is a disappointment to life itself. I’m 13 and proud. Don’t underestimate me, or else I’ll get my dad to go to your house and beat you up. He’s really big and strong too, so you’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ regret it. Stop watching anime porn and do something with your life. I even have a boyfriend. Where’s your girlfriend, huh?huh? HUH

my rep is not in good standing lately

-rep he triggered me so much that summer pockets turned into moist pockets :(((((((((((((((((((

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how to be reol gamer :(

-REP ACTUALLY NOT A TRUE REOL GAMER AND IS ACTUALLY QUITE LITERALLY TOXIC IN GOLF WITH YOUR FWIENDS. IMAGINE BEING TOXIC IN A PARTY GAME WAHAHAH. HE ALSO SHOT MY CHILD IN WHICH I'M QUITE LITERALLY ACTUALLY FUMING RIGHT NOW. REPORTED YOU NARD.

HAI!<3 No I'm not a creepy stalker, i'm dat gurl from roblox that likes to get killed by slenderman, and hang wit my besties...you and uh lilyclone I guess...wow that's sad :/ only 2...BUT OH WELL, I LUV EM!-I subscribed btw xD Well nice to actually "meet" you, I'll make vids too so u can "meet" me as well(not creepy at all)-BAI! <3 :D

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

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いしょうに あそびましょう か ？

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One day my peers came up to me and said, "Hey, Pug, why do you have no friends and walk around the schoolyard by yourself?"
Little did I know that was going to be the strangest day in a while. I wondered at the thought of it, do I really have no friends?
Looking around I noticed that no one was standing with me.
I was literally all by myself, like the moon among a starless night sky.
Well, I just got up and walked around the playgrounds, searching for friends, looking under rocks, between the cracks of the footpath when then I found it, right there in front of me. A gateway to secure my virginity for another 10 years. It read "Ark".

3 years on and I've never looked back, through the sweat, smegma and crumbs embedded into my keyboard. I can officially say I have conquered my virginity and am perhaps never going to lose it to someone of the female sex. I am now moving on to a new game titled 'Rainbow Six', in which i will continue to slay noobs online whilst hiding from all girl germs!

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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