top1 OW2 player

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

Awesome competitor, let's play CS2!

No way you are this stupid. No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way. This is a level of stupid I have never seen before. I never even thought it could be acheived. Yet here we are.

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron, The SAS agents are NOT voiced by British VAs, and even more so, they are LITERALLY saying the MOST ridiculous ♥♥♥♥. THEY RUN LIKE LITTLE CHICKENS!

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, I never thought this would have to be said. The only reason the SAS agents could be defuse a bomb without being competent was because they were ORIGINALLY idiots.

Holy ♥♥♥♥ man, you need special education.

I saw Toste at a store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said “like youre doing now?”

I was taken aback, all I could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in my face. I walked away and continued shopping. I heard him chuckle as I walked off. I went to pay for my stuff and I saw him trying to walk out the door with like fifteen Milky Ways without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and was like “sir you need to pay for those.” He kept pretending to be tired and not hear.

When she took one of the bars and scanned it multiple times, he stopped her and said to scan them individually “to prevent electrical infetterence” then turned and winked at me. I don’t think that’s a word. She scanned and bagged them and started to say the price. He kept interrupting her by yawning loudly.

I never give good today I will as hard as life my life is you are awesome I have never had to send anything back keep up the good work

Every so often Toste likes to remind everybody that not only does he have his ♥♥♥♥ in everyone's ass, but he's also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everybody's girlfriend, mom, dad, family and dog. Seriously he pulled off this play and I had to slap my face just to have a physical representation of him ♥♥♥♥ slapping me.

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Don't forget to check your corners, plant lots of bombs, and shoot lots of chickens in 2023

I hope you've been good this






year and get lots of skins!

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signed by bosh

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly♥♥♥♥♥every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish

Yo pog a girl talked to me

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

trade?

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hi

+rep, he scammed me but I dunno he got me good can't be mad about that

sped

birds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥

OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

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sorry for flexing on yah

+_+ REP Spectacular human!!!
MINUS REP for not having a Payback/Bravo/Phoenix coin

Playing now: Toast of the Undead - Eye of the spider
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(Just a refresher) An absolute disappointment of a human.

Yes senpai

SPREAD DEM CHEEEEEEEEEEKS

Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.

"Radical dude!" Raphael screams as Michelangelo shoves the other half of his nunchucks into his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Raphael trys to reach onto the counter for support as he was feeling dizzy. Instead he found his hand halfway into a slimy pizza. "♥♥♥♥!" He yelps as he brings his two fingers down and moves them in and out using the tomato sauce as lubricant. "You ready?" Michelangelo questions looking deeply into Raphael's eyes. Michelangelo twists his hand and gives it a good shove. The tomato sauce definitely helped, as the rest of the nunchucks slid in easily. Raphael let out a scream similar to that of a velociraptor. "I'm back with the lube!" Leonardo yells as he opens the door. "Oh we found our way around that, Leo." He laughs as Raphael sits there in shock.

qtpie, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we love you.

I was having sex with this girl last night and she was so hot i came in like 15 seconds. I was pretty embarrassed, but she leaned over to me and whispered "Don't worry, you still lasted longer than jeremy does in competitive".

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI GAY! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS GAY"

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You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes memes seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the memes. They just pass it off as just another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that was made by some edgy ♥♥♥♥ in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tendies. These people are wrong. Memes are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the most amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Albert Einstein made a meme. Now, I am not talking about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Facebook memes that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan memes and the like. Things like dank pepe, dat boi (o ♥♥♥♥ waddup) and troll faces. These types of memes deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are art.

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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear

The meme ingenuity is off the charts

oh no rip my meme

I am here to steal your meme

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