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🐾💕💕💕💕💕🐾
💕🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾💕
🐾💕
You break my heart into two
You were supposed to be the one
But alas, you were my day 1 refund
12-12 OT
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢾⣾⣿⣿⣇
Ya, MC Vikram and Luda Krishna representing yaar
That's right, increase the volume please... Thank you
[Verse 1, Luda Krishna]
Welcome to India, mango juices and lassi, samosa crazy desis
And little kids that are milking the bhainses
Toothbrush in my pocket, what is that?
We use our fingers here to keep our teeth clear, who said that?
Luda Krishna here, Vikram owns the Tata gears
And I'm sitting in the Maruti Supreme
With the cooling glass on no one bothers me
Biggest stars since the ever famous Mamooty
And we eat the sweets while monkeys, roam the streets
Old uncle sits - big belly and very smelly (burp!)
Thank you Vikram, would you please pass the jelly
I mean the pickle, hand it down this way, no mistake
We greet the people at the end of the day!
Sixty five people hanging out, the door starts coming out
Therefore, please don't raise your hand, you are not sure
I broke into the local corner-store
Bought myself a very nice looking carrom board
My fingers get sore when I shoot and I score
And the larkis all scream coz they all want some more
Of the Luda Krishna and the Vikram MC
Sweetest things to hit the States since Mango Chutney
We keep the kundis shaking, you better trust me
The name is Luda Krishna, but my friends call me Sandeep, what!? (burp!)
- aw3some (Apr 21, 2021) :tank:
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Cat ears is attached
FBI Is at my door
I’m being attacked
Time to leave work
Hate my dumb boss
I think his name is Edward
My room is stinky
Smells of cheese and weed
I kiss my body pillow
And it's time to yank my peen
Crunchy Roll
Take me home
To my waifus
And my imotous
She’s got pies and thighs
And tits with eyes
She only costs me 6.95
Oh I'm home
Crunchy Roll
I see her in my dreams
She's ’bout real as 2D can be
Her warm embrace reminds me of my own mother's love
And coming to
I wipe my drool
And shake myself and my morning wood aaAHeee ahAH
*Noises of embarrassment*
Crunchy Roll
Take me home
To my waif-
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-
Waifus
And my imotous
She got pies and thighs
But that ain't-
Ah ♥♥♥♥
She got pies and thighs
But that ain't all
She got a heart so big
Anyone would fall
...
What
Crunchy Roll!
Ok I'm done...
Hey now, here is my song
For you, yeah, that's right!
I wish that I was yours but I'm too shy, I suppose
If only I could just conjure a spell
Kapow! Hocus, hocus, hocus!
Then you and I could be together
For all time, I suppose
Is it love that makes my heart go boom, boom, BOOM?!
Yeah, I suppose
Love you, love you, love you
More then yesterday, I suppose?!
I'm switching' lanes tryna maintain, duckin' boys in the blue (Zoo)
I see you holdin' out on my change, I'm needin' all of the loot (Ching-ching)
When I'm ridin' off on my side, best believe I got the scoop (Scoop)
I could make a hundred right now, give it all to the troops (Troops)
Whole squad got the juice (Yeah), send a stain like a flute (Yeah)
Whole squad goin' up, JACKBOYS on the loose (Yeah, yeah, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Rubbing on her thighs she stay wet for her (senpai)
Shawty so kawaii, and would die for her (senpai)
Ride and watch hentai, all the time with (senpai)
MERRY CHRYSLER!
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- crucialZA (Oct 13, 2019) :csgo_despair:
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ go
Rawr
[Verse 1]
x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty
[Verse 2]
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please)
'Bout to hit 'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥ (He don't see it comin')
Cars flying
Shannon not replying
Nibbas dying
Mama crying
Gramma needa tissue