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A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
a blue-elephant gun.
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Nothing succeeds like success.
-- Alexandre Dumas
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When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!
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Genderplex, n.:
The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken
him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him. Such an excess of
stupidity, sir, is not in Nature.
-- Samuel Johnson
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As famous as the unknown soldier.
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This here's the wattle,
The emblem of our land.
You can stick it in a bottle;
You can hold it in your hand.
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-- Monty Python
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