Sexed her in a Versace mansion.

"These are very poor quality shoes." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"Got more treasure on my chest than a Versace Pirate." - Arkow

Mushroom Dance.
Mushroom Dance.
Whatever Could It Mean?

"I didn't choose the Savage life, the Savage life chose me."

"Baby, you've got more curves than a Tesla Coil." - Aclapwnn

"In Paris, we have a plan. We have a backup for the backup."

I wager that the Hebrews are at fault for this.

"Imagine being a stick insect. Walking about, forever asking 'Is that whatshisname?'"
"And you'd have to walk all the way up to the twig 'Oh no, it's just a bloody twig again'"
'She looks nice, I'm going over there. Hey baby.. Oh, it's just a twig'
"It's hard, it's a hard life, to be a stick insect."



Lost My Watch At A Party

Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walk up to the dude, and punched him right in the nose. No one does that to a girl..
not on my watch.



'If it had, like, Ham in it.. It's closer to a British Carbonara.. It is! It's true!.. Do you agree? But you know what I mea..'
"If my Grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.. You know.. What, you know is.. You know? What the hell is, you know, it doesn't make any sense what you said.. It's a different recipe, it's got nothing to do with a Macaroni Cheese, you know? It's what.. Can a.. A.. Please anybody help me in the kitchen?"


That must explain why HSBC, a huge international bank, has holding music that sounds like it was recorded on a microphone being carried through a busy Turkish bazaar.
"Artefacts galore, albiet the type you do not want."

"It's pretty much done, I just have to do it."

My father only ever left me with one piece of valuable advice: Never fight a Mexican. He always used to say, "If you fight one bean, you fight the whole burrito."


This one time, in Tijuana, this guy walked up to me to ask me a question, and I was like "No, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, get away from me."

"Girls are like spaghetti, they're straight until you get them wet."

"The most precious possession you have in the world is your own people.
And for this people, and for the sake of this people, we will struggle and fight!
And never slacken!
And never tire!
And never lose courage!
And never despair!"

"My father learnt to swim in the Ocean.. Fighting with the Serbians."

"Two fruits do not make a salad" - CasWoo

"My philosophy is , If it works, don't fix it. If it don't work, it ain't worth fixing. Be a man."

"Confucius say, do not draw Confucius, as it may get Confusing." -H.H
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