lil cracker ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't accept the big green "ACCEPT" button when looking for some stupid minty gum just go eat some toothpaste with your yellow ass skin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Sick player

+rep great player and nice guy

hey guys this sucks. I pulled an all nighter last night and around 6 in the morning I was snooping around the house and found my dads viagra and decided to take it and then jack off to porn. I had completely forgot i had a doctors appointment and my mom came to wake me up while i was jacking off in my room so i had to run over to the door and hold it shut, which took all my strength to hold that ♥♥♥♥♥ out. Now i was very arroused from watching porn and being disrupted in the middle of session. We get in the car and get to the doctors office and i go in and im in the room. Finally the doctor comes in (who looks about 80 years old). Anyways i lie down and as he fondles my testicles i get a raging boner and i almost instantly ♥♥♥ all over his hand and my self. I was so embarassed, i didnt know what to do and in an attempt to somehow cover it i said "hahaha sorry man i forgot to tell you im gay". At this point he just bert stared me and i just put my head down.