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Ligeiawebber 2024 年 1 月 23 日 上午 2:58 
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Hald 2023 年 8 月 20 日 下午 9:37 
Dad joke week 33:
What does garlic do when it gets hot?
- It takes its cloves off

I now go back to my slumber, dad jokes over
Hald 2023 年 8 月 14 日 下午 5:04 
Dad joke week 32 (late):
What do priests put on their salad?
- Lettuce spray
Hald 2023 年 8 月 7 日 上午 7:43 
Dad joke week 31 (late):
How do farmers party?
- They turnip the beets
Hald 2023 年 7 月 30 日 下午 11:39 
Dad joke week 30:
Where's the safest place to hide from a ghost?
- The living room
Hald 2023 年 7 月 23 日 上午 11:35 
Dad joke week 29:
Rainbows aren't very heavy
- They're actually pretty light
Hald 2023 年 7 月 16 日 下午 7:04 
Dad joke week 28:
What's the difference between a Dad joke and a Bad joke?
- A letter
Hald 2023 年 7 月 12 日 上午 5:12 
Dad joke week 27 (late):
The NFL is expanding in Europe! What do they call the quarterback?
- 250 millibacks!
Hald 2023 年 7 月 2 日 下午 5:00 
Dad joke week 26:
I searched for a lighter on Amazon
- All I could find were 6,000 matches
Hald 2023 年 6 月 30 日 上午 3:24 
Dad joke week 25 (late):
What’s the least-spoken language in the world?
- Sign language
Hald 2023 年 6 月 18 日 下午 8:30 
Dad joke week 24:
I wouldnt buy anything with velcro
- its a total rip-off
Hald 2023 年 6 月 11 日 下午 11:03 
Dad joke week 23:
What do you call a pudgy psychic?
- A four-chin teller.
Hald 2023 年 6 月 5 日 上午 5:04 
Dad joke week 22:
What did the nose say to the finger?
- stop picking on me
Hald 2023 年 5 月 28 日 下午 11:22 
Dad joke week 21:
I poured root beer in a square glass.
- Now I just have beer.
Hald 2023 年 5 月 21 日 下午 8:58 
Dad joke week 20:
Why can't a leopard hide?
- Because it's always apotted
Hald 2023 年 5 月 14 日 下午 9:45 
Dad joke week 19:
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field
Hald 2023 年 5 月 7 日 下午 10:27 
Dad joke week 18:
Why should you always on on the refrigerator door?
- because there might be a salad dressing
Hald 2023 年 5 月 1 日 下午 11:15 
Dad joke week 17 (late):
Which bear is the most condescending?
- a pan-duh
Hald 2023 年 4 月 25 日 下午 5:02 
Dad joke week 16 (late):
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
- It was two-tired
Hald 2023 年 4 月 16 日 下午 9:40 
Dad joke week 15:
Why are elevator joke so good?
- They work on so many levels
Hald 2023 年 4 月 9 日 下午 9:19 
Dad joke week 14:
I have a joke about pizza
- but it's too cheesy
Hald 2023 年 4 月 2 日 下午 11:38 
Dad joke week 13:
When does a joke become a dad joke?
- when it becomes apparent
Hald 2023 年 3 月 30 日 下午 5:20 
Dad joke week 12 (late):
Why are piggy banks so wise?
- They are filled with common cents
Hald 2023 年 3 月 20 日 下午 5:13 
Dad joke week 11 (late):
What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password?
- 1forest1
Hald 2023 年 3 月 12 日 下午 9:52 
Dad joke week 10:
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
- They work on many levels
Hald 2023 年 3 月 5 日 下午 9:47 
Dad joke week 9:
What is the most popular fish in the ocean?
- A starfish
Hald 2023 年 3 月 1 日 上午 12:47 
Dad joke week 8 (late):
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
- They're both Paris sites
Hald 2023 年 2 月 19 日 下午 5:11 
Dad joke week 7:
What did one hat say to the other?
- Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
Hald 2023 年 2 月 12 日 下午 9:15 
Dad joke week 6:
I'm afraid for the calendar.
- Its days are numbered
Hald 2023 年 2 月 5 日 下午 7:16 
Dad joke week 5:
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
Hald 2023 年 2 月 4 日 下午 6:20 
Dad joke week 4 (late):
What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Nothing, it just waved
Hald 2023 年 1 月 22 日 下午 9:55 
Dad joke week 3:
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
- Because then it would be a foot.
Hald 2023 年 1 月 16 日 上午 12:41 
Dad joke week 2:
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
- They'd crack each other up
Hald 2023 年 1 月 16 日 上午 12:39 
Dad joke week 1 (deleted by mistake):
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
- Sofishticated
Hald 2023 年 1 月 5 日 上午 1:05 
Dad joke week 52 (late):
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
- Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
Hald 2022 年 12 月 25 日 下午 7:39 
Dad joke week 51:
Why was miss Claus mad at Santa?
- He had too many ho ho ho's
Hald 2022 年 12 月 18 日 上午 7:42 
Dad joke week 50:
What do elves listen to?
- wrap music
Hald 2022 年 12 月 14 日 上午 4:30 
Dad joke week 49 (slightly late)
Why do bees have sticky hair?
- Because they use a honeycomb
Hald 2022 年 12 月 5 日 上午 5:38 
Dad joke week 48(1 week ahead all along)
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
- Supplies!
Hald 2022 年 11 月 30 日 下午 6:53 
Dad joke week 48(late or early?🤔)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
- So'fish'ticated
Hald 2022 年 11 月 30 日 下午 6:51 
Dad joke week 47(late🧐)
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
- They're both Paris sites
Hald 2022 年 11 月 16 日 上午 2:01 
Dad joke week 46 (late again...)
What kind of car did Jesus drive?
- a Christler
Hald 2022 年 11 月 6 日 下午 4:03 
Dad joke week 45 (on time🤯)
How does the moon cut its hair?
- Eclipse it
Hald 2022 年 11 月 6 日 下午 4:00 
Dad joke week 44 (bad at my job i know)
Why are skeletons so calm?
- because nothing gets under their skin
Hald 2022 年 10 月 25 日 下午 5:34 
Dad joke week 43 (late):
What do you call an alligator that wants to be a detective?
- an investigator
Hald 2022 年 10 月 16 日 上午 2:17 
Dad joke week 42:
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos
Hald 2022 年 10 月 10 日 上午 3:10 
Dad joke week 41:
What music does a fish listen to?
- something catchy
Hald 2022 年 10 月 2 日 下午 10:02 
Dad joke week 40:
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
- because he's a fun-gi
Hald 2022 年 9 月 25 日 下午 6:52 
Dad joke week 39:
What do you call a prisoner taking their own mug shot?
- a cell-fie
Hald 2022 年 9 月 19 日 上午 4:10 
Dad Joke week 38:
What did the plate say to the other plate?
- dinners on me