Salarian Tax Collector 最近的评测

Needs punishment for ego. Mechanics are too janky/unfinished even for an arcade game like this (hitboxes too large?)

One of the most (professionally developed) abhorrent games, though Outlast 1 had a better location setting.

Playing this on hard/nightmare at very low Gamma + OLED at night is terrifying since you're barely able to see enemies or unlit paths (just like real life).

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You'll forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Deeply emotional masterpiece
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☑ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Partially or only if u care about leaderboards / ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☑ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ Graphics | Visual Details | Historical Environmental Design }---
☐ Breathtaking masterpiece
☐ Superb
☑ Decently detailed
☐ Bad
☐ Insulting

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/* Given that I played on a SD, I will NOT include hardware or software driven bugs and purely base this review off of objective aspects, free from OS and hardware limitations. */
1. The Audio is incredibly frustrating. The radio speaker is indiscernible from the repetitive radio music. Meaning, that half of the time, you won't hear the jokes or news he mentions (or barely make it out).
FIX: Add a slider for music, radio and environment. Takes 10 minutes for a novice solo dev.
2. The graphics and visuals are decent but what really bothers me is the lack of historical aspects. Sure a few statues and caves are nice, but they are not even remotely comparable to even a level section of Uncharted 4.
FIX: Unfixable. Make a better game.
3. The Bugs in this game are bizarre. From exiting a gyrocopter becoming a nightmare each time, to cars disappearing on the map, to invisible walls and terrible hitboxes.
FIX: Unfixable, hire better people
4. The Story is a giant let down. I won't spoiler anything but this feels like a joke. Imagine a movie where every enemy is a hyped up 5 min fight. There's no words to describe just how utterly clueless the writing in this game is.
FIX: Recategorize the game from story adventure to 4X because all you do is conquer points, kill wildlife and sell every single item to buy anything to get any fun out of this game.
5. The cities are bland. Even the citadel from Mass Effect 1 is substantially larger and more richly pronounced as well as detailed than all the "cities"/towns, fortresses and sightings of FC4 combined.

The story feels to "easy". As if nobody cares. You'd think going from 0% to 25%, 50% or even 100% of capturing radio towers would anger Pagan Min and cause a large event.....no. He doesn't care because the devs don't care.

Pagan min might be the most family friendly villain, I've ever seen.

Do yourself a favour, buy FC2 and especially 3. Skip 4.

Why is this a documentary about nowadays datacenters and A.I?

This person recommends this game

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• Absolute Masterpiece
  
• Best Trilogy
  
• Greatest & most properly done Remaster imaginable!

Waited a decade for this game release back on my Nvidia 405 ONBOARD graphics.

... Started character
... Break window with hands for no reason, zombies attracted by noise.
... Hands started to bleed from stupidity.
... Died within 10 minutes of playing

10/10 - spent more time in character-creation than ingame.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful. Good enough.
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good. Refreshing
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Excellent
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent. Noticeably optimized, therefore you won't need an exceptional machine.
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average. 30hrs, maybe less to complete the story.
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Great game but can't compete with the greats such as Uncharted or ROTR|SOTR.

Surprisingly accurate and fun. Needs some sort of workshop where people can create custom components for others to use.

- Opened a restaurant.
- Sold the most disgusting pizza with crabs, lobsters, oysters, roaches, termites and a damn whole rattle-snake as topping.
- Immediately have a gangster kick all customers out, spray-paint and savage my store
- Store foreclosed.

10/10, look what they did to my boy

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☑ Just don't as in...Don't even think about some intricate detailed DIY'ing system. It doesn't exist. It's basically just take this piece from the holding-plate, put it together and maybe paint. Imagine buying a car mechanics simulator but you only get a crate with a plate that holds all parts and you can only put them together. No DIY, no interesting mechanics....Don't buy it if you expect any interesting DIY mechanics...

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad. It exists. I don't know what to tell you.
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults you are not the audience because you expect at least some level of interesting mechanics. They don't exist.
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi. Unoptimized. How can a 2060 struggle with this?
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'. Nothing challenging because there're no mechanics.
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind. There're no mechanics.
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore. Something something about a grandpa I don' t remember because I may as well read a story about a second coat of paint drying in the sahara....and it would still be more interesting.
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☑ Quit early.
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money. Take your money and donate it (finally) to Wikipedia. Buy literally anything else. Burn it to make the Fed. Reserve happy I don't know just don't buy this game.

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs. Nothing worth mentioning but minor bugs exist, though rarely. (excl optimizations, just bugs)
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Waste of money unless you bought this for a toddler.
Don't get fooled by the page gifs. Lower your expectations tenfold.