Ok. Well I've just changed my name and I'm sort of at a lack of words to put into the description. Let's try something inspirational. *Puts on heroic british accent* "Every day is like a journey through the open waters. You know roughly what's going to happen, but you never really know." I'm not too happy with that. Oh well, I tried.

Hello there sir. Is there anything i can get you. Perhaps you would enjoy a lovely loss in Xcom: Enemy Within, or a nice war in Civilization 5. No, you dont want any of that. Hmm, I guess ill just have to serve you in another game.

= "They should be fall phones because they never stay on your head"
+ "Wow..."
= "I know, I'm so funny, I should be a comedian. I could put everyone to sleep. *Gasp* I could cure insomnia!"


Games I will own in:
Civilization 5/Beyond Earth
Europa Universalis IV
War Thunder
World of Warships
XCOM: Enemy Within
Space Engineers
Rocket League

Games I will get owned in:
Star Wars Battlefront II
Heroes and Generals
Basically everything else.

Incase you were wondering "Now how am I ever going to get by without listening to sucha... to put it kindly... unique voice?", fear not ladies and gentlemen, as I do indeed have a youtube channel you can comment on about how I should've done this or that better and how I generally not the most capable when it comes to playing, recording and editing games.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe6WqdavvzjZF5_-_gvdO-g
There. Enjoy. Or don't, I really can't force it upon you.