That's it, you've commented on my big fat double z breasts one too many times, buster!

You domer

"boom bam POW", I say, in which after a large cloud of pure fentanyl fills the air, once dissipating, I lay there folded into a neat little cube, as if going through a trash compactor...

dont mess with me pal, ill cast go go gadget vaporize your ego and you will never be the same

I just frauded everywhere in my pants...

#FFGF #FRAUD #FAMILY #GUY #FREAKPACK #GREEKPACK

Ur a fake family guy fan (ffgf)

ooooh ♥♥♥♥, thats the wrong muthafuggin app, uhuhuhuhuh Family Guy is awesome!!! #freakpack

HAHA Peter is EPIC!! PETER RULES! #GETSOME #FREAKPACK

BEFORE 2012 ENDS:

Does anyone want to share a bowl of that #freakpack with me??

we out here timposting off that timpack

#freakpack in the bowl

Hey erm, excuse me? I made that artwork with the weed in it??? I think they would consider that theft in most places, however i will bestow mercy upon you.

Take down the art at once! Or be prepared for dire consequences...

Lotto Numbers: 6% of the number 49.33 repeating, 67, 9,206,998,000, and the letter alpha. Thank you for playing!

Merry Timsmas to all, and all a happy random schizoid event! May santer bring you a half sack of weed, an 8-ball, and a 40oz!!!

Merry Christmas 2025 !!

short curcuiting my brain waves to acomplish the one task that has been bugging me to no end over the past year or so, why is it that whenever i go to take a ♥♥♥♥ its like im wiping off a mfin paint brush its awful i hate it i wish it wasnt so, but here i am complaining about it

absolutely schlonked on the deep sea octo sludge straight philosophising on that badonkadonk

it takes me 6 to finish so i think we're ok

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my wife just called me a chud, its so over...

Dont slap turds on my back and tell me its a mudslide...

I'm going to liquefy into goo right before your very eyes!

blah blah blah something about babylon and family guy/eternal damnation while eating hot chip and lying

whats 9 + 10e72?

yeah whatever man

this dude likes to take innocent cucumbers and slather them in grease, bacon, and cheese along with 14 sea-bound car batteries and dousing them in gasoline and burning them into ash before snorting them and getting 'GODLIKE powers" such as having a seizure in the back of a Ford™ Taurus™ Hatchback™ Sedan™ or literally showing his feet to women on the corner of 15th and MLK.

Daily Scripture: The ancient chinese secret of Crack-fu will make a comeback before the year 2031 or my name isnt SharQuan'don Tavius'Shamone O'Neill III (14 times removed), and i will be the best at it or your money back guaranteed!

🔦🤌

im taking a dump on facts and logic and all knowledge ever

The usu', the kids game the wife games i game we are a gamer family

hi tim
how're the kids

increase blood pressure to the brain so i can think more compactly and smartly per brain cell

hey coffee is bad for you increase blood pressure

I'm 21 like a (9+10)

you 21 like a savage 🔥🔥

look at this dude

2. The tits:

Throughout humanity, the supple breasts of the woman have been looked upon as the giver of life upon little babies and me in the bedroom. But is there a reason they are?

Breasts are kinda cool because they are epic and soft and nice to look at, but if the breast was all of a sudden removed from the gene pool, it would result in disasterous consequences, the economy would fall worldwide, men would no longer have the drive to work or eat or anything, Moloch would win his war against God's creation and the idea of a perfect world would be forever altered.

Pray that the humble funbag doth leave us not, and that breast reduction surgery be ended for ever...

im now a princess

Noob

basically, i hear demons farting constantly

Did you know the Mazda Miata is called the Miata because Miata Is Always The Answer? M I A T A. Really clever huh? Speaking of clever did you know 9 11 was an inside job?

Mitsubishi 🙏

Quit being racist against animals, they are people too...

:(
I apollo 11

who me? you better not be talking about me because that would be the last mistake you ever make thems fighting words stranger you dont see me come into your house and track mud on the carpet and tear down the walls and fart in your face and then tell you its your fault do you

jewburt

burjer...

hi there!

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awaiting analysis my ass